Zealot
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Zealots are Elites who have found some random Gold paint in their warships and painted their armor. Achieving this feat. gives them the rank of Zealot, and unlock and Achievement, because their Achievement whores like noobs. This gives them 100 gamer score so they can brag to the little squidy friends. However, because of chemicals in the paint they use, which is a form of gruntiness, effects the split-lips and turns them retarded. They decide to bring Energy Swords to a Gun fight and get gunned down to get Teabaged by other noobs.
Be warned: Never give a Zealot a Gravity Hammer, for it will go into a spasm of pure power, run at a random brute, swing the hammer and crush its nuts (or what ever the hell they have) and die, taking many others with it (laughing themselves to death at the noobyness of the noob Zealot).
