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Date:

October , 27th , 2553

Place:

Alpha Halo Flood Containment Facility

Enemies:
  • Flood
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Yapyap's Adventures: Episode 2 is the second episode in the "Yapyap's Adventures".

TranscriptEdit

Yapyap: One day, after finding out some really big huge stuff to big for a Grunts mind, he got on some kind of plane which er... Looked, er... Was named after some kind of big fat...Er...Bird.

343 Guilty Spark: And soon he would meet the Inferi -

{Yapyap punches 343 Guilty Spark in the face}

Yapyap: Idiot! This is my show!

343 Guilty Spark: But -

Yapyap: Mine! My precious...

343 Guilty Spark: Thats my phrase!

Yapyap: Oh, from GOLUMN!

343 Guilty Spark: You keep that primitive weeeeeerrrido out of this!

{Yapyap clicks}

{Two Brutes come and holds 343 Guilty Spark and they take him away}

343 Guilty Spark: Ahhh! My eyes!

Yapyap: Okay, so where was I? Oh yeah.

Yapyap: Johnyboy would come into this very very very very very very very very very very very very very veryvery very very very very very veryvery very very very very very veryvery very very very very very veryvery very very very very very veryvery very very very very very veryvery very very very very very veryvery very very very very very veryvery very very very very very veryvery very very very very very veryvery very very very very very veryvery very very very very very veryvery very very very very very veryvery very very very very very veryvery very very very very very veryvery very very very very very veryvery very very very very very veryvery very very very very very veryvery very very very very very veryvery very very very very very veryvery very very very very very veryvery very very very very very very.

Brute: Ummm... Is he dead? Or does he have brain damage?

Brute 2: Punch 'em.

{He punches him}

Yapyap: Ouch! Okay, very depressing swamp which Grunts hate! You know why? 'cause man, have I worked up a big Grunty thirst! And he got in there, and that person which no one sees talks to him. He then sees some kind of Flood. Or AIDS. And after going through some, vvvvverrry bloody places, he finds -

Crazed Marine: Stay back! Stay back! You're not turning me into one of those things!

John: Get out of here!

{The same music Yapyap was singing to last episode happens}

Johnson: GO GO GO!

{The marine, John, and Johnson run.}

{Grunts now run}

{Everyone forms a ladder and they all get to the platform}

{They get on the elevator}

Marine: Sir! Thank -

{John runs past him and everyone else follows}

{After getting over a small hill, the Flood suddenly appear}

John: You're not gettin' me bastards!

Foehammer: Chief -

John: No time old lady!

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