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Cquote1Six! Do everything!Cquote2
— Carter
Cquote1The Covenant is on Rea-Cquote2
— A user on Bnet before he got ninjer'd for revealing spoilers 
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It would be much easier to see him if I wasn't colourblind!

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The level starts with Noble Team riding in helicopters from Avatar that Bungie copied Falcons. The pilot asks you to look at a beacon because he is afraid of rick-rolls, but you can at least get the chance to nod like you're high see if you're controls work. After that a Taliban walks out of a garage with his homies watching (how dirty). Then you get in a truck that's awesome which is why it isn't in Forge to keep it from being noob-abused. Afterwards you storm Microsoft Studios and nearly get emo'd by aliens with pincer mouths.

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The new Bungie Ninjas


CoD Announcer: "4-kill streak! The enemy's jamming us !"

Carter: "How we doing with that aimbot Kat ?"

Catherine: "Nada, can't tell what's banning us"

Jun: "Nom nom nom NOM NOM NOM N: M NOM NOM !"*insane laughter*

Carter: "... K back to the point. If we are gonna be MLG we gotta storm Microsoft studios, but we are alone for now"

Emile: "My bed is lonely already"

Kat: "Cause you touch yourself at night"

'Rest of Noble Team ( except for Emile of course )': "Oooh she got you on that"

Jun: "Nom nom nom !"

Carter: "K settle down guys we're here"

Noble Team walks to beacon

Emile: "Hey look! Its a container from Mass Effect"

Kat: "What ? Gimme that !" *rick-rolled*

Carter: "Moving on"

They reach a house

Taliban: "1 4m t3h l337"

Jorge: "C00l y0u n00b tu? W1ll y0u b3 my fr31nd ?"

Taliban: "bu7 1 h4z d14b3t3s"

Jorge: "S0, 1 w4s b0rn w1th 1 t3st1cl3"

Emile:"THIS IS SPARTA !" *gunshot*

Jorge: "Whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!"

Kat bitchslaps Jorge

Kat: "Lets go"

They hear a mutant Jackal masturbating on top of the building

Jun: "NOM NOM NOM NOM!" *tries to find the mutant Jackal that's running out of the building*

Noble runs to another building. hmmm, looks very familiar to Overlook.


Carter: "Really? I can't tell the difference. Noble Team get in close formation."

Jun: "Nom Nom Nom!" *hugs Emile* "NNN000000000MM "

Emile: "O Hell no" *facepalms Jun* "I think a part of me died"

They reach a truck.

Carter: "Help, my DMR is stuck up my ass " *thumping noise* "Really its stuck I ... I need help" *more thumping*"OW! MY BALLS!" "Guys where are you ? I got it out! Whooh smells like shit."

somewhere else, far far away

Emile: "Looks like we lost him"

Noble Six: " Hey I found something !"

Kat: "It's a list of- oh boy this isn't good"

Emile: "What isn't good?"

Carter: "Well ther-"


rape rape rape. 15 minutes later

Elite: *screams in terror at Jorge cause of... well lets just say Jorge was telling the Taliban the truth*

Elite Zealot: "Beware. We are the MW2 L337 clan and we'll return!"

The elites scramble out of the room then Jorge and Six chase them but come back cause Jorge is afraid of Hello Kitty Grunts. Who isn't?"

Carter:" Kat do you have private chat with command ? Jun thought the datapad was a grenade and so he stuck it in an Elite's mouth "
Honor Guard Councillor

The MW2 L337 clan leader

Kat: "Yes"

Carter:"Command this is Carter-S259 there is a new breed of Bungie ninjas made up of Modern Warfare 2 fans! I repeat A NEW BREED OF BUNGIE NINJAS!"

Command:"Roger that. Get evac now ! This means war "

They get evac and find out Jorge's cR farm got banned along with all their cR . So now things get interesting

Levels of the Halo Series   Source
  Halo: Combat Evolved Campaign:   The Pillar of Autumn  |  Halo  |  The Truth and Reconciliation  |  The Silent Cartographer  |  Assault on the Control Room  |  343 Guilty Spark  |  The Library  |  Two Betrayals  |  Keyes  |  The Maw
  Halo: Combat Evolved Multiplayer:   Battle Creek  |  Blood Gulch  |  Boarding Action  |  Chill Out  |  Chiron TL-34  |  Damnation  |  Danger Canyon  |  Death Island  |  Derelict  |  Gephyrophobia  |  Hang 'Em High  |  Ice Fields  |  Infinity  |  Longest  |  Prisoner  |  Rat Race  |  Sidewinder  |  Timberland  |  Wizard
  Halo 2 Campaign:   The Heretic  |  The Armory  |  Cairo Station  |  Outskirts  |  Metropolis  |  The Arbiter  |  The Oracle  |  Delta Halo  |  Regret  |  Sacred Icon  |  Quarantine Zone  |  Gravemind  |  Uprising  |  High Charity  |  The Great Journey
  Halo 2 Multiplayer:   Ascension  |  Backwash  |  Beaver Creek  |  Burial Mounds  |  Coagulation  |  Colossus  |  Containment  |  Desolation  |  District  |  Elongation  |  Foundation  |  Gemini  |  Headlong  |  Ivory Tower  |  Lockout  |  Midship  |  Relic  |  Sanctuary  |  Terminal  |  Tombstone  |  Turf  |  Uplift  |  Warlock  |  Waterworks  |  Zanzibar
  Halo 3 Campaign:   Arrival  |  Sierra 117  |  Crow's Nest  |  Tsavo Highway  |  The Storm  |  Floodgate  |  The Ark  |  The Covenant  |  Cortana  |  Halo
  Halo 3 Multiplayer:   Assembly  |  Avalanche  |  Blackout  |  Citadel  |  Cold Storage  |  Construct  |  Epitaph (Epilogue)  |  Foundry  |  Ghost Town  |  Guardian  |  Heretic  |  High Ground  |  Isolation  |  Last Resort  |  Longshore  |  Narrows  |  Orbital  |  Rat's Nest  |  Sandbox  |  Sandtrap (Sand Tarp)  |  Snowbound (Boundless)  |  Standoff  |  The Pit (Pit Stop)  |  Valhalla
  Halo Wars Campaign:   Alpha Base  |  Relic Approach  |  Relic Interior  |  Arcadia City  |  Arcadia Outskirts  |  Dome of Light  |  Scarab  |  Anders' Signal  |  The Flood  |  Shield World  |  Cleansing  |  Repairs  |  Beachhead  |  Reactor  |  Escape
  Halo Wars Multiplayer:   Barrens  |  Beasley's Plateau  |  Blood Gulch  |  Blood River  |  Chasms  |  Crevice  |  Exile  |  Fort Deen  |  Frozen Valley  |  Glacial Ravine  |  Labyrinth  |  Memorial Basin  |  Pirth Outskirts  |  Release  |  Repository  |  Terminal Moraine  |  The Docks  |  Tundra
  Halo 3: ODST Campaign:   Prepare to Drop  |  Mombasa Streets  |  Tayari Plaza  |  Uplift Reserve  |  Kizingo Boulevard  |  ONI Alpha Site  |  NMPD HQ  |  Kikowani Station  |  Data Hive  |  Coastal Highway
  Halo 3: ODST Firefight:   Alpha Site  |  Chasm Ten  |  Crater  |  Last Exit  |  Lost Platoon  |  Rally Point  |  Security Zone  |  Windward
  Halo: Reach Campaign:   Noble Actual  |  Winter Contingency  |  ONI Sword Base  |  Nightfall  |  Tip of the Spear  |  Long Night of Solace  |  Exodus  |  New Alexandria  |  The Package  |  The Pillair of Autumn |  Lone Wolf
  Halo: Reach Multiplayer:   Anchor 9  |   Battle Canyon  |   Breakneck  |  Breakpoint  |  Boardwalk  |  Boneyard  |  Condemned  |  Countdown  |  Forge World  |   High Noon  |  Highlands  |   Penance  |  Powerhouse  |  Reflection |   Ridgeline  |  Spire  |   Solitary  |  Sword Base  |   Tempest  |   Zealot (Arena Zealot)
  Halo: Reach Firefight:   Beachhead  |  Corvette  |  Courtyard  |  Glacier  |  Holdout  |  Installation 04  |  Outpost  |  Overlook  |  Unearthed  |  Waterfront
  Imposter version of Halo 4 Campaign:   Prologue  |  Dawn  |  Requiem  |  Forerunner  |  Infinity  |  Reclaimer  |  Shutdown  |  Composer  |  Midnight  |  Epilogue
  Imposter version of Halo 4 Multiplayer:   Abandon  |  Adrift  |  Complex  |  Exile  |  Erosion  |  Haven  |  Harvest  |  Impact  |  Longbow  |  Meltdown  |  Pitfall  |  Ragnarok  |  Ravine  |  Shatter  |  Solace  |  Vertigo  |  Vortex  |  Wreckage
I'm not listing the Spartan Ops levels.

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