Weapons

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Weapons are stuff that go pew pew and boom. Some go bam, not talking about the Gravity Hammer...

[edit] UNSC Weapons

These weapons are mostly made from plastic and bullets.

M6D Pistol - A pistol that got godly powers by a hearty prankster who changed some code in the last minute before Halo 1 got released.

M6C Pistol - The crap gun found in a nearby junkyard.

M6G Pistol - A crap gun found in Halo 3 same as the M6C, but with a small update to kill those furry apes.

MA5B Assault Rifle - A automatic gun with rotating, retardified bullets. Usually seen in Halo 1 and Halo Wars.

MA5C Assault Rifle - The same gun with retardified bullets, but from Halo 3 and specially made to bust a cap into a Brute' skull.

Battle Rifle - A random rifle for battle.

SMG - A shitty mini gun rated R, which is only suitable for retarded ammo-spamming Noobs.

Shotgun - A shotty that rhymes with shitty, which most likely means it's crap.

Sniper Rifle - A sniper rifle good against noobs with the SMG or shotgun. This rifle was first made to hunt some animals called snipers.

Flamethrower - Used to burn the Flood. Don't look at the Flood when burning their faces, if you do you'll be stupified by their ugly, burnt look and will turn into a walking piece of crap like them. In short: Burn, biatch, burn!!

Machine Gun Turret - A mini factory that makes bullets fast. Since, it never runs out of ammo and shoots fast, it's the fourth most abused weapon by Noobs. It's also recklessly broken into pieces by Master Chief and Noobs when they want a mobile turret. When it is broken, it only has 200 bullets to waste and since noobs are inaccurate at counting or winning, they think 200 bullets equal 6000 bullets and start to spam ammo crazy.

Missile Pod - It launches rockets that track down stuff noobs are too inaccurate to shoot.