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Uplift Reserve has some REAL action and marines that can SHOOT. You go around in pimpin warhogs and try to rescue a Corporol that you never see, but you can have some fun with Sniper Rifles, Rocket Launchers, and Lazrs.
The Pimpin WarhogsEdit
A UAV flies overhead cause someone got a 3 kill-streak.
Dutch:"Don;t make me charge me Lazr!"
He goes on a nature walk
Marine:"Hey! Get your ass over here! We need to secure our Gruntiness"
Marine:"Ram them in thier ass! I'm taping this for YouTube"
It didn't fit
Marine:"Where the rest of your squad?"
Dutch:"Wasted in da club"
Marine:"Oh well that sucks.. "
He drives his pimipin warhog but the movement splattered a marine. He goes to the bridge.
Thelevator falls an- so tnats what those rings were thats scattered all over the place in the Tsavo level. Dutch reaches the edge of a cliff ''DUTCH: LOLOLOLOL I AM GONNA FUCK SOME GRUNTS LOLLOL