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UNSCDF

The icon of the UNSCDF. Enlist now and you can get a free picture of Cortana naked.

AV Johnson
This article is too damned short, Marine! You will help Gruntipedia by making it larger so it will fit the screen, fool!
Halopedia
For those born without a sense of humour, Halopedia has an article on United Nations Space Command Defense Force.

The United Nations Space Command Defense Force (or just UNSCDF or the ones that can't defend a grain of sand.) is not the defense force for the Earth or you, but the defense force for the UNSC. They protect the UNSC from wide spread attacks like bombs, terrorist attacks, and criticism. Wait, not criticism. That's what the suppressing police is for...I mean, the UNSCDF is the best defense force ever because it has the the best of the best and mutants. The UNSCDF consists of many, many military groups. Fear the military groups. Live with the military groups. Participate in the weekly orgies. Uncle UNSC wants you!

According to the UNSCDF, the United Nations Space Command Defense Force has fought many wars and, at the end, were victorious, no matter what happened in the middle. The UNSCDF has fought in Halo 1, Halo 2, Halo 3, Onyx, Reach, your mom's bedroom, even in Earth. Now, do you see anything wrong with those places after the war? No. This article has been approved by the United Nations Space Command Defense Force.

Nuking

One of the excuses the UNSCDF made up when a Grunt squad killed a Marine battalion.

The UNSCDF also says Spartans are gods--just look what happened to Reach Harvest. Just look at Master Chief. The Marines are good, too shit, though.

Branches Edit

The UNSCDF has branches. It's a happy tree.

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