- I regret making this.
- — Prophet of Regret
- In Soviet Russia, Plasma Launches YOU!
- — A Soviet noob
- Oh. My. GOD!
- — A soon-to-be victim of the Plasma Launcher
The Plasma Launcher is a new weapon released by the twisted minds at Bungie Studios. Formerly banished along with The Beast into another dimension, it recently materialized out of nowhere and blew up a quarter of France. Good riddance.
OverviewEditThe Plasma Launcher is a weapon designed by a lunatic restrained in a basement under Bungie Studios. It's made from the tears of children, powered by Gruntiness and uses Plasma grenades as ammunition. Yes, you heard me right, plasma grenades, crazy huh?
When you press the fire button, the Launcher starts to charge, probably because it sucks out all the Gruntiness in the area before it fires 4 heat-seeking plasma grenades. These grenades continues to track the target even if they receive a huge
wank whack from a Gravy Hammer. In short, if you encounter a Plasma Launcher and you're not holding it, you are going to die. Basically it kicks ass.
Story of the Plasma LauncherEdit
One day, some Covenant engineers were sitting around trying to think of a better way to blow shit up. One of them got the bright idea to make a bigass shoulder-mounted device capable of chucking plasma grenades at targets. One of his buddies, after smoking way too much of the Prophets' secret stash, came up with the idea to make it shoot not one, but FOUR plasma grenades. A third engineer, who was just as stoned as the second one, said "Hey, why don't we make it so it can track stuff? How fucking cool would that be, am I right?!"
And so the Plasma Launcher was born, fuck yeah.