- Pretty lights...
- — Random noob before being killed by a Beam Rifle
- Why the heck do all snipers have trails following the shot?!
- — A typical Halo player with a valid point
The Beam Rifle is a long-range Covenant weapon used mainly by noobs. The Beam Rifle is very long and purple, which makes it look more like some weird alien dildo than an actual rifle(Japan loves the idea). It is supposed to be much more powerful than the Sniper Rifle, but it emits a bright purple beam whenever somebody fires it, and it overheats after only two shots so it burns your hand. Needless to say, only noobs have the audacity to use such a shitload of fuck.The most recent models shoot silly string instead of LAZ0RS. This silly string can be deadly to Master Chief as it gums up his armour and makes explode. Said silly string is a licensed product of Covenant, Incorporated™ and cannot be sold without their permission, unless bought from KY toys, in which case use with caution. (Covenant, Incorporated™ is not responsible for death by its "Webs of Bicuriosity"® product).
Who Would Use This Thing?Edit
I'll tell you who- fucking Jackals. For some reason, jackholes think that they can use it and be as cool as a human sniper, and that they never have to reload like a human gun or that they can just shoot a human who was trying to get a Killtacular! That's NOT FAIR, DAMMIT!In any case, the turkeys use these weapons frequently, especially when the target human is at a medium-to long range distance.