Cquote1A headshot weapon that makes its targets explode? WHAT THE HECK?!Cquote2
— A victim of the Needle Rifle 
Needler Rifle

A Dildo with needles. Ouch.

The Needle Rifle, or Long-Range Noobler is a overpowered Needler that can kill people with three headshots and makes it's targets go asplode, it is as great as the M6D


After Bungie decided to replace the Bee-Arr with the DMR they thought that it would make perfect sense to replace the weapon that causes people to get eyepatches. This weapon is considered overpowered by causes already mentioned. It is believed that it will become a new abuse-friendly weapon and because of aforementioned reasons this is VERY likely.


Contrary to popular belief, it doesn't fire noodles like its smaller cousin but small energy shanks. This means that it feels like being stabbed with a knife over and over and over again when under fire, until you die of a headshot or asplode. Ouch.

How to use:

1: Search for any living organism

2: Aim at the target

3: Hold the fire button until you get a headshot or the target explodes

4: Repeat

5: ???

6: Profit!


  • It makes headshots and causes its target to explode.
  • It makes headshots and causes its target to asplode!
  • Upon close inspection, it doesn't fire a needle, it fires knives!
  • Even the Turkeys are gay enough to use it.

*It would appear that the author of this article has died. It is speculated that he died of either a headshot or an explosion.

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