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Type-2 Antipersonnel Fragmentation Grenade

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AV Johnson
This article is too damned short, Marine! You will help Gruntipedia by making it larger so it will fit the screen, fool!
Halopedia
For those born without a sense of humour, Halopedia has an article on WARNING This is NOT a dildo..
Cquote1I think that the Brutes made the spike grenade to "compensate" for something...Cquote2
— A Marine who is about to get the shit kicked out of him by a Brute.
Cquote1It’s like a table leg with machetes bolted to it. Who the hell makes a weapon like that? Did those guys actually get up into space on their own?Cquote2
— Some d00d.
Cquote1When you decide to throw one of these things make sure to tell everyone around you, ‘cause they are dangerous all the way there.Cquote2
— Another d00d.
Cquote1It’s not as heavy as it looks, but it’s still like trying to throw a softball bat.Cquote2
— Moar d00dz.
Cquote1Those things ain’t made to wound anyone – to make you use up time and resources treating casualties. They were designed to make you die screaming.Cquote2
— Some bitchy d00d.
Cquote1It’s like a Shotgun that shoots flaming chainsaws at mike foxtrots – except you throw it.Cquote2
— "Top Men" explaining how it works.




Giant Spike Grenade

A marine, demonstrating how to "hold" the Spike Grenade.

The Spike Grenade is a weapon made by the Brutes in their attack on the Humans. Though some believe that it was made to help the Brutes make up for...something they lack. I mean come on people, we have all seen Brutes with out their armor on, and yet never a penis.

Overview Edit

Spike nade

Ouch...

The Spike Grenade can be used to take on many Humans at a time. When the grenade gets to the point of explosion, it goes off in all directions, hitting everything in the area. The force is high impact, so it drives in deep. To make things worse, it shoots spikes (hence the name) all over the place. This is very dangerous, and could put somebody's eye out! (Notice how the Brutes' attempted replacement is designed to explode and cause pain!)

Brutes also sometimes use these grenades to blow the balls off Grunts when they are bored of just slicing them off with the knife attached to the Gravity Hammer. Since Brutes are told to remove the Grunts' balls, they sometimes decide to have sick fun doing it. Usually, however, it just kills the grunt and sometimes injures the brute. This practice is frowned upon, but only when the Brute survives and the Grunt doesn't. I mean, come on! Everyone gets a good laugh when someone gets their balls cut off! Unless they are the victim, of course...

UsesEdit

  1. Parody penis jokes.
  2. Parody penis exploding jokes.
  3. Dildo.
    • Do not try this at home.
    • May cause anal bleeding, hemmorage, potato head, AIDS, Jimmy Stewart, and last but most importantly and signafacintltelty anal rape.
  4. Multi-pronged nose picker.
  5. ????
  6. PROFIT!!!!
  7. Your mother
  8. A bomb you fucking Noob
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Melee Weapons: Kitchen Knife | Japanese Butter Knife | Taser Stick

Handguns: Comfortable Pistol | Another Comfortable Pistol | WTF no scope? | M6C/Suck em' | God's Sidearm | Safety Mode On | Trusty Sidearm | Trusty Sidearm 2: Gradius | Assassination Pistol | Carbine Pistol | Silenced Pistol | Orbital Airstrike

Automatic & Semi-Automatic Weapons: Bullet Hose | Silent Bullet Spitter | Insult to Rifles | Revised Insult to Rifles | Chronologically Confusing insult to rifles | The insult to rifles that actually kicks ass | Bee-Arr | Bullet Spammer | Another insult to rifles | Large Bullet Hose

Other: HEADSHOT! | Pest Control Tool | Mini Missile Silo | Rocket Lawn chair | Splazer | Campergun | Noob Obliterator | Crude Thumper rip-off | Supersonic Rail Exploder | Exploding Cake Detonator | Kill The Hydra

Grenades: Damn, no stickies | Bang Grenade | Ear Bleeder | "I embrace y'all with napalm..."

Covenant
Melee Weapons: Energy Shank | Hot Poker | Death Stick | Energy Shiv | Gravy Hammer | Monkey Fist | Monkey Shank

Other: Peashooter | Overheated | Angry Plasma Rifle | Overheater | Noobler | Larger Noobler | Long range Noobler | Nailgun | New Noob Combo | Rock Slinger | L337 5K1LL5 | Follow the pink light | Vacuum Quadlazer | Jelly Launcher | Semtex Blue Spider | Stick-rock | Fire in the Box

Heavy Weapons: Mini Blue Jelly Factory | Death impersonated | Godly Plasma Rifle | Huge Water Gun on Spaceships | Hax Gun | Smaller Hax Gun | Derp Gun | Magic Grenade Thrower

Forerunner
The Quadlazer | Zapper | Tracer Rifle | Yellow Light Spammer | Campergun's Retarded Brother | Triforce Gun | Promethean Glory | Forcefield | Bee Grenade

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