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The best Covenant turret, hand made by Grunts. It is sometimes referred to as the Anti-Infantry Destructible Shade (AIDS) and Honorable Immobile Vehicle (HIV), and even as the Stationary Turret Defense (STD). It was created accidentally, by a trio of Grunts on a hot summer day in need of a place to cool down.
- It's powered by Gruntiness.
- It was hand crafted by Grunts.
- SHINY! :3
- Fuzzy dice are standard issue.
- A opening on each side (due to budget cuts).
- Can't destroy an airliner hijacked by terrorists before it crashes into your house. (sincerely Al Qaeda)
- No cupholders.
- No eject button!!!