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Type-25 Grenade Launcher

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This article is too damned short, Marine! You will help Gruntipedia by making it larger so it will fit the screen, fool!
Cquote1Nah, I think those are birds.Cquote2
— Random UNSC Serviceman prior to his death.
Cquote1In soviet Russia, Brute shot explodes YOU!Cquote2
— Russian reversal on Brute shot
Cquote1*growl*Cquote2
— The Meta
Brute shot

When You see this, you better run Bitch.

Brute Shots(aka Rock Slinger/Money Shot/gun with pizza cutter on the end of it/knifle/Japanese penis/Meta's penis) are used by their namesakes, Brutes, because they need to use giant vehicles and sharp weapons to compensate for something. Apparently, Brutes got somewhat smarter in Halo 3, and the Brute Shot is somewhat now godlike, and all the Brutes can pick up Brutettes easier with one of those babies hanging on their belt. It is of course, the biggest thing on, or intheir belt.
For whatever reason, Humans can't even use Brute Shots, probably because none (at least) don't need to compensate. What is surprising, however, is that the genetically modified SPARTAN criminals can use these too, even though they are fabled to have impressive wangs. Even so, the fact they are about as sexually active as a dead parrot due to their "enhancements", they can use the Brute Shot even with competent penises. Elites use them too, but usually make fun of you when you give them one, as they will ask thow the f**k they use them then when u tell them how, they seem to get more kills than you and your 'assists.'

Weapons
UNSC
Melee Weapons: Kitchen Knife | Japanese Butter Knife | Taser Stick

Handguns: Comfortable Pistol | Another Comfortable Pistol | WTF no scope? | M6C/Suck em' | God's Sidearm | Safety Mode On | Trusty Sidearm | Trusty Sidearm 2: Gradius | Assassination Pistol | Carbine Pistol | Silenced Pistol | Orbital Airstrike

Automatic & Semi-Automatic Weapons: Bullet Hose | Silent Bullet Spitter | Insult to Rifles | Revised Insult to Rifles | Chronologically Confusing insult to rifles | The insult to rifles that actually kicks ass | Bee-Arr | Bullet Spammer | Another insult to rifles | Large Bullet Hose

Other: HEADSHOT! | Pest Control Tool | Mini Missile Silo | Rocket Lawn chair | Splazer | Campergun | Noob Obliterator | Crude Thumper rip-off | Supersonic Rail Exploder | Exploding Cake Detonator | Kill The Hydra

Grenades: Damn, no stickies | Bang Grenade | Ear Bleeder | "I embrace y'all with napalm..."

Covenant
Melee Weapons: Energy Shank | Hot Poker | Death Stick | Energy Shiv | Gravy Hammer | Monkey Fist | Monkey Shank

Other: Peashooter | Overheated | Angry Plasma Rifle | Overheater | Noobler | Larger Noobler | Long range Noobler | Nailgun | New Noob Combo | Rock Slinger | L337 5K1LL5 | Follow the pink light | Vacuum Quadlazer | Jelly Launcher | Semtex Blue Spider | Stick-rock | Fire in the Box

Heavy Weapons: Mini Blue Jelly Factory | Death impersonated | Godly Plasma Rifle | Huge Water Gun on Spaceships | Hax Gun | Smaller Hax Gun | Derp Gun | Magic Grenade Thrower

Forerunner
The Quadlazer | Zapper | Tracer Rifle | Yellow Light Spammer | Campergun's Retarded Brother | Triforce Gun | Promethean Glory | Forcefield | Bee Grenade

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