This article is too damned short, Marine! You will help Gruntipedia by so it will fit the screen, fool!
This arcticle tells what happened when the Humans found MC and Cortana
Cortana:"Master Chief Master Chief we're rescued eeheheehh hahahhahah!!!!"
Cortana opens the cryotube and dance around Chief's body MC wakes up
Master Chief:"Ahhhh I'm being rape!!!!!!!"
MC kills Cortana then a minute later
Master Chief:*traumutize* "AAAAHHHHH!!!!"
Rookie: "I just don't see how you could get rape."
master chief "WHAT!?"