AV Johnson
This article is too damned short, Marine! You will help Gruntipedia by making it larger so it will fit the screen, fool!

This arcticle tells what happened when the Humans found MC and Cortana

Cortana:"Master Chief Master Chief we're rescued eeheheehh hahahhahah!!!!"

Cortana opens the cryotube and dance around Chief's body MC wakes up

Master Chief:"Ahhhh I'm being rape!!!!!!!"

MC kills Cortana then a minute later


Master Chief:*traumutize* "AAAAHHHHH!!!!"

Rookie: "I just don't see how you could get rape."

master chief "WHAT!?"

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