AV Johnson
This article is too damned short, Marine! You will help Gruntipedia by making it larger so it will fit the screen, fool!

The Truth and Reconciliation is a Covenant ship, but who cares since we're talking about the level. This, of course, is in Halo 1, and it starts out with Captain Keyes being captured by hateful people of the United Theological Species of the Covenant. Bad Ass, Even more badass, and a squad of Noobs have been sent by a Pelican to a mountain with weird terrain near the Covenant ship, so they could try to sneakily board it. MC first snuck up on group of Covies, who remained unaware of his presence despite the fact he was sniping them from 20 metres away with one of the loudest guns in the game. As they silently snapped Grunts' necks and stabbed numerous Elites, Johnson says that this reminds him of the Vietnam War which he remembered centuries ago (he is really much older than he looks).

They leave a path of dead corpses of Hunters and other species. When boarding the ship, the Marines feel high and weightless, which to be honest wasn't much of a change for most of them. They rescue Keyes from the Covenant, and saw other dead Marines in cells, who were drunk and passed out. It was a good job for the day and all of them got drunk. Keyes, still drunk, later went to a "supply cache" where there was actually Ebola. Then, the Chief had to rescue him again.


Cortana: Captain Keyes is being held on the ship, the Truth and ....wait, what Retardation? Heh, held... *gets slapped by Chief*

Master Chief: Oh, great, how are we supposed to get up there?

Marine: Hey look an elevator!

(Master Chief and marines fight their way to elevator, then board the Truth and Retardation)

Master Chief: Okay, now what?

(Lots of "Stealth" Elites surround the Master Chief)

Master Chief: Yeah, buddy, your not fooling anyone.

Not-so-stealthy Elite: What, you can see me??

Master Chief: Yeah, you're really kind of obvious..

Not-so-steathly Elite: But this is up-to-date Covenant technology! It can't flaw!

Master Chief: Yeah, well apparently it still has some work to be done. And by the way, making your weapon a huge glowing sword thing....can i ask you something?

Not-so-stealthy Elite: Yeah?

Master Chief: What the HELL were you thinking?!

(Master Chief and Marines fight their way through the ship and rescue Captain Keyes....actually, only the Master Chief fought. The Marines just stayed behind him and made shooting noises with their mouths...)

Keyes: Well it turns out Halo is actually a weapon, and the Covies might use it to blow us all up.

Master Chief: That's not going to happen...

Marine: Uhh, Chief? You don't say that line for another 4 levels.

Master Chief: Oh, well....You know...just...for emphasis.....

(Shoots Marine)

Master Chief: Problem solved, lets go and get some KFC.

(Master Chief, Keyes, and Marines fight their way back to the hangar, hijack a Covenant dropship, then leave to eat KFC)

Levels of the Halo Series   Source
  Halo: Combat Evolved Campaign:   The Pillar of Autumn  |  Halo  |  The Truth and Reconciliation  |  The Silent Cartographer  |  Assault on the Control Room  |  343 Guilty Spark  |  The Library  |  Two Betrayals  |  Keyes  |  The Maw
  Halo: Combat Evolved Multiplayer:   Battle Creek  |  Blood Gulch  |  Boarding Action  |  Chill Out  |  Chiron TL-34  |  Damnation  |  Danger Canyon  |  Death Island  |  Derelict  |  Gephyrophobia  |  Hang 'Em High  |  Ice Fields  |  Infinity  |  Longest  |  Prisoner  |  Rat Race  |  Sidewinder  |  Timberland  |  Wizard
  Halo 2 Campaign:   The Heretic  |  The Armory  |  Cairo Station  |  Outskirts  |  Metropolis  |  The Arbiter  |  The Oracle  |  Delta Halo  |  Regret  |  Sacred Icon  |  Quarantine Zone  |  Gravemind  |  Uprising  |  High Charity  |  The Great Journey
  Halo 2 Multiplayer:   Ascension  |  Backwash  |  Beaver Creek  |  Burial Mounds  |  Coagulation  |  Colossus  |  Containment  |  Desolation  |  District  |  Elongation  |  Foundation  |  Gemini  |  Headlong  |  Ivory Tower  |  Lockout  |  Midship  |  Relic  |  Sanctuary  |  Terminal  |  Tombstone  |  Turf  |  Uplift  |  Warlock  |  Waterworks  |  Zanzibar
  Halo 3 Campaign:   Arrival  |  Sierra 117  |  Crow's Nest  |  Tsavo Highway  |  The Storm  |  Floodgate  |  The Ark  |  The Covenant  |  Cortana  |  Halo
  Halo 3 Multiplayer:   Assembly  |  Avalanche  |  Blackout  |  Citadel  |  Cold Storage  |  Construct  |  Epitaph (Epilogue)  |  Foundry  |  Ghost Town  |  Guardian  |  Heretic  |  High Ground  |  Isolation  |  Last Resort  |  Longshore  |  Narrows  |  Orbital  |  Rat's Nest  |  Sandbox  |  Sandtrap (Sand Tarp)  |  Snowbound (Boundless)  |  Standoff  |  The Pit (Pit Stop)  |  Valhalla
  Halo Wars Campaign:   Alpha Base  |  Relic Approach  |  Relic Interior  |  Arcadia City  |  Arcadia Outskirts  |  Dome of Light  |  Scarab  |  Anders' Signal  |  The Flood  |  Shield World  |  Cleansing  |  Repairs  |  Beachhead  |  Reactor  |  Escape
  Halo Wars Multiplayer:   Barrens  |  Beasley's Plateau  |  Blood Gulch  |  Blood River  |  Chasms  |  Crevice  |  Exile  |  Fort Deen  |  Frozen Valley  |  Glacial Ravine  |  Labyrinth  |  Memorial Basin  |  Pirth Outskirts  |  Release  |  Repository  |  Terminal Moraine  |  The Docks  |  Tundra
  Halo 3: ODST Campaign:   Prepare to Drop  |  Mombasa Streets  |  Tayari Plaza  |  Uplift Reserve  |  Kizingo Boulevard  |  ONI Alpha Site  |  NMPD HQ  |  Kikowani Station  |  Data Hive  |  Coastal Highway
  Halo 3: ODST Firefight:   Alpha Site  |  Chasm Ten  |  Crater  |  Last Exit  |  Lost Platoon  |  Rally Point  |  Security Zone  |  Windward
  Halo: Reach Campaign:   Noble Actual  |  Winter Contingency  |  ONI Sword Base  |  Nightfall  |  Tip of the Spear  |  Long Night of Solace  |  Exodus  |  New Alexandria  |  The Package  |  The Pillair of Autumn |  Lone Wolf
  Halo: Reach Multiplayer:   Anchor 9  |   Battle Canyon  |   Breakneck  |  Breakpoint  |  Boardwalk  |  Boneyard  |  Condemned  |  Countdown  |  Forge World  |   High Noon  |  Highlands  |   Penance  |  Powerhouse  |  Reflection |   Ridgeline  |  Spire  |   Solitary  |  Sword Base  |   Tempest  |   Zealot (Arena Zealot)
  Halo: Reach Firefight:   Beachhead  |  Corvette  |  Courtyard  |  Glacier  |  Holdout  |  Installation 04  |  Outpost  |  Overlook  |  Unearthed  |  Waterfront
  Imposter version of Halo 4 Campaign:   Prologue  |  Dawn  |  Requiem  |  Forerunner  |  Infinity  |  Reclaimer  |  Shutdown  |  Composer  |  Midnight  |  Epilogue
  Imposter version of Halo 4 Multiplayer:   Abandon  |  Adrift  |  Complex  |  Exile  |  Erosion  |  Haven  |  Harvest  |  Impact  |  Longbow  |  Meltdown  |  Pitfall  |  Ragnarok  |  Ravine  |  Shatter  |  Solace  |  Vertigo  |  Vortex  |  Wreckage
I'm not listing the Spartan Ops levels.

Boring TriviaEdit

Did you know half the lines are used from a Halo Cartoon?

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