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Arbiter: "I'm gonna stab you Tentacle-Chin!
Testacle chin guy:" When?"
Arbiter:"After I slap your mother"
The grunts and AIDS later overrunned High Charity because of the cheesy dialogue
The Heretic is the very first level in Halo 2, but there's only a long scene with testicle-chins talking with the Arbiter about the failure of preventing the big boom of the Holy Hoola-Hoop. It starts out when the Prophets found out that their pet couldn't stop the inevitable explosion of Halo. The Prophets, being the assholes they are, sentenced the Arbiter to a burning and made him their personal bitch. The Arbiter was stripped of his armor and was forced to dance around for the Prophets. Then, when the Prophets didn't find much pleasure, they skipped the dancing and sent him to the burner. Two Brutes escorted him to the chamber where the Covies cheered because they thought a naked Elite being dragged to a burner was very entertaining.
Arby: There was only wun shit.
Truth: One? Are you fuckin sure or are you lying to me? EXECUTE HIM!!!
Arby: Fuk u. The ship was called the pillar of autumn.
Mercy: WHY THE FUCK DIDNT YOU EXPLODEZ IT YOU FUCKIN NOOB?
Arby: It fled, because their entire fleet raped us with their rocket lawnchairs
Truth: when you first saw the holy hula hoop, were you bli-
Flood ship crashes
Flood shithead: Pr3p4r3 70 d13 n00bZZZ!!!
Truth: you arent supposed to be here yet
Flood shithead: oh sorry
Flood ship flies back through the wall
Gunns: This armor is fuckin expensive so dont fuckin damage it
Master Chief: fuck off