- BRUET SHIPZ, HOLAY JEEZUS! WAT DA FUCK R WE GON' DO BRUH?! DEY GOT LIEK A MILLION OV DEM MUH' FOOKAZ!
- — The Major Elite from the cutscene that happened to be J'Suz Kusov
- Jesus Christ you are annoying J'Suz...All ships, fuck their shit up.
- — Rtas 'Vadum in response to the quote above
This level is well its a level.It takes place on the
Part Two:Tanks beat everythingEdit
Marine:"The Pimpin Elephant coming in take cover!"
The ship comes in
Marine:*as he is falling from the Pimpin Elephant"s shock wave* "WHAAAAATTTT DDDEEEE FFFUUUUCCKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
MC goes around in a tank and run over Grunts and Gorillas until he watch a wall
343 Guilty Spark:"Heheeheheheheheh hello reclaimer"
(yea I think he gay too)
343 Guilty Spark:"Heheheheheheheh open the lighty bridge heheheheheh"
After MC goes through Spark's tormenting talks he gets outside
HOLY SHIT A SCARAB!!!!!!!!!!! Are there any green ones?Edit
Marine:"Holy shit a scarab!"
Elite:"Holy Prophet a scarab!"
Miranda:"That is one ugly peice shit I have ever seen in my life"
Darth Vader;"Luke I am your motherfucker"
Master Chief:"Chill jeez I'll stop it what is wrong with ya'll"
Chief blows up the Scarab then he pwns brutes and a chieftman Go Chuck Norris.He reaches a holo computer.
Master Chief:"What the f*****? I can't read this"
'Arbiter:'"Just randomly push buttons"
He does that but it stated playing crappy 1940s music its censored due to causing people to rip their ears off so MC shoots tlhe consol
Marine:(before incident) "I don't think thats good idea"
The marine shot himself
Master Chief:*t-bagging marine* "Oh we started recording already damn "
UFOs and bansees appear
Master Chief:"Spark get your ass over here"
Sparks watching porn while everyone dies
Master Chief:"I really hate the Arbiter"
After MC reach the Infinite Shit Lake sentinals appear
Sgt Johnson:"Incoming son of a bitches"
343 Guilty Spark:"STOP! They are my homies"
Sgt Johnson:"What the hell?"
Miranda:"You suck Spark!"
The sentinels flee from embarresment
The end of level here's a part about what happened to the Ark's moniter all this time and after
The raping of 666 Hunter PunterEdit
Guilty Spark:"Why heellllloooo hehehehe"
I think you know the rest