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Supresor

this thing just shoots and shoots and shoots and shooots

Cquote1It's a sub AND a knife!!!Cquote2
— 343 announcing the gun.

The Supressor also known as the Spammer, a flashlight, the Duble Bareld Street Sweeper (Oops wrong game) Z-130 Directed Energy Automatic Weapon by creepy pedophiles on Halopedia who memorize every single bit about Halo.. It shoots little bolts of pure piss that yo momma ejaculated when Soulja Boy The Jackal raped her because her body is colour blind and can't tell the difference between white and yellow. The corrosive piss slowy eats away at enemies as it is sentient and requires food to live. Unfortunatley while it slowy kills your enemy the will most likely be calling the fire brigade to use their special bullet hose and the mega bullet hose. This gun cannot by bought from the fire brigade as it is too shit and the fire brigade have not yet created a "special division" of bullet hoses. Commonly used by creepy crawlies as they are Soulja Boy's Dawgs. Thus resulting in plenty of free piss from yo mamma to fill their guns up with. Also because they know they suck.

Weapons
UNSC
Melee Weapons: Kitchen Knife | Japanese Butter Knife | Taser Stick

Handguns: Comfortable Pistol | Another Comfortable Pistol | WTF no scope? | M6C/Suck em' | God's Sidearm | Safety Mode On | Trusty Sidearm | Trusty Sidearm 2: Gradius | Assassination Pistol | Carbine Pistol | Silenced Pistol | Orbital Airstrike

Automatic & Semi-Automatic Weapons: Bullet Hose | Silent Bullet Spitter | Insult to Rifles | Revised Insult to Rifles | Chronologically Confusing insult to rifles | The insult to rifles that actually kicks ass | Bee-Arr | Bullet Spammer | Another insult to rifles | Large Bullet Hose

Other: HEADSHOT! | Pest Control Tool | Mini Missile Silo | Rocket Lawn chair | Splazer | Campergun | Noob Obliterator | Crude Thumper rip-off | Supersonic Rail Exploder | Exploding Cake Detonator | Kill The Hydra

Grenades: Damn, no stickies | Bang Grenade | Ear Bleeder | "I embrace y'all with napalm..."

Covenant
Melee Weapons: Energy Shank | Hot Poker | Death Stick | Energy Shiv | Gravy Hammer | Monkey Fist | Monkey Shank

Other: Peashooter | Overheated | Angry Plasma Rifle | Overheater | Noobler | Larger Noobler | Long range Noobler | Nailgun | New Noob Combo | Rock Slinger | L337 5K1LL5 | Follow the pink light | Vacuum Quadlazer | Jelly Launcher | Semtex Blue Spider | Stick-rock | Fire in the Box

Heavy Weapons: Mini Blue Jelly Factory | Death impersonated | Godly Plasma Rifle | Huge Water Gun on Spaceships | Hax Gun | Smaller Hax Gun | Derp Gun | Magic Grenade Thrower

Forerunner
The Quadlazer | Zapper | Tracer Rifle | Yellow Light Spammer | Campergun's Retarded Brother | Triforce Gun | Promethean Glory | Forcefield | Bee Grenade

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