Spike Grenade

From Gruntipedia

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I think that the Brutes made the spike grenade to "compensate" for something...

— A Marine who is about to get the shit kicked out of him by a Brute.

It’s like a table leg with machetes bolted to it. Who the hell makes a weapon like that? Did those guys actually get up into space on their own?

— Some d00d.

When you decide to throw one of these things make sure to tell everyone around you, ‘cause they are dangerous all the way there.

— Another d00d.

It’s not as heavy as it looks, but it’s still like trying to throw a softball bat.

— Moar d00dz.

Those things ain’t made to wound anyone – to make you use up time and resources treating casualties. They were designed to make you die screaming.

— Some bitchy d00d.

It’s like a Shotgun that shoots flaming chainsaws at mike foxtrots – except you throw it.

— "Top Men" explaining how it works.

The Spike Grenade is a weapon made by the Brutes in their attack on the Humans. Though some believe that it was made to help the Brutes make up for...something they lack. I mean come on people, we have all seen Brutes with out their armor on, and yet never a penis.

[edit] Overview

The Spike Grenade can be used to take on many Humans at a time. When the grenade gets to the point of explosion, it goes off in all directions, hitting everything in the area. The force is high impact, so it drives in deep. To make things worse, it shoots spikes (hence the name) all over the place. This is very dangerous, and could put somebody's eye out! (Notice how the Brutes' attempted replacement is designed to explode and cause pain!)

[edit] Uses

1. Parody penis jokes.
2. Parody penis exploding jokes.
3. Dildo.
   • Do not try this at home.
4. Multi-pronged nose picker.
5. No comment....

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