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For those born without a sense of humour, Halopedia has an article on Spectre.
AV Johnson
This article is too damned short, Marine! You will help Gruntipedia by making it larger so it will fit the screen, fool!

Spectres AKA "Wort Wort Wort-Hogs" are ghosts hired by the purple people to scare the AIDS, but many got destroyed by bad driving in the second one so none made it into the third one. They have a baby jelly launcher on the back that does next to nothing because they suck and and have two people in the side seat who are left completely unprotected. The side seats don't even have cup holders so the passengers in them get raped by noobs. They are driven by Xenomorphs because if a Arsehole got on it the weight of his fat ass would overpower the floaty thingy at the bottom and the Spectre would go even slower!


But 6 brutes were brave enough to actually drive and gun 3 spectres but were so angry at its speed they blew them up,therefore killing themselves in the explosion. they might have said Buy our $5 floaty car with 2 built in AIDS injections and horny bitches for people to fuck.

They were brave and freakin stupid.
Vehicles
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Midget Warthog | Master Chief's Pimped out Car | The Big Ugly Piglet | Car with a Boomstick | Gauss Warthog's Lost Brother | Lazy People's Dream Car | Coal Sucker Sheila | Are we there yet? | Wannabee Helicopter | Birdy | Long Sword
Covenant
Witchcraft | Honorable, Immobile Vehicle (HIV) | A Haunting | GET TO DA CHOPPA! | Wall Climber | Crappy Spectre Replacement | Covenant Mustang | The simple vehicle you can't drive | Oversized Grape | Wraith's Evil Twin Brother | Don't Know Where You're Going Vehicle | UFO | Phantom's Father

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