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Sniper Rifle

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Ow! God damn it! That went through my skull!
— A Marine when shot through the skull from friendly fire
Zip Zip wow i can see things by 10x more! hey i can see some one with a big gun looking at me.......HELLO THERE! *BANG*
— Some dumb ass n00b
LET'S HUNT SOME PIGEONS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
— Sniper on multiplayer
hi-diley ho sniperreno!
— Ned Flanders


[edit] Overview

It's only noob if your the only one with a Sniper. Lets see you face someone else that has a sniper that is L33T

[edit] Usage (the luck way)

1. Take out dem ammos and place in dat gun 2. Since this gun is used by retards at close range, follow these steps. 3. Find a person and go up to dem and taunt them. 4. This person is actually GOOD probly so he will chase you. 5. You will run away backwards while randomly shooting cuz u is a noobz. 6. As said above, you will probly walk off a cliff, making you look like the dumbest shitting butt-tumor-faced retard ever. 7. Respawn and try again. And again. And again.

[edit] Things "pros" and Other Worthless People/Grunts Say When Holding It

It feels like the blood of my enemies...
— Some frakin grunt.
OMJIZZLE, I have such an erection right now!
— A noob who got a lucky head shot.
I feel like god!
— A marine picking up Master Chief's rifle, note that he was later shot by Master Chief.
OMG I'm gonna PWN yous alls! LOLOLOLOLOLO-Urkjegd...
— Noob picking up one then being shot by a GOOD player.
I pWnD u WiF nO sCoPe!!!!!!!!!!!!!
— a pro who just got a no scope
i am so going to kick YO ASSES
— Johnny langford picking up one then being shot by a GOOD player.
Sniper takes skill to use, anyone can use an AR to get an Extermination.
— Nubs on Youtube, who actually haven't gotten an Extermination.


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