Shotgun
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Oh man, I will totally pwn them!
- — Noob after camping with the shotgun for ten hours on XBL, without getting any kills
- hehehe, pump, hehehe
- — Peter Grifin
- In Soviet Russia, shotgun pumps you!
- — Yakov Smirnoff on the Shotgun
The shotgun is a pump-action 8 gauge shotgun. Since mostly campers and noobs use them, they are usually found in hard-to-find places, so the noobs can fight over them. With the advent of Halo 3, however, it has become more common for shotgun user to come out into the open, in order to fire rapidly at enemy Assault Rifle users. Warning: this tactic is not advised, unless said AR users try to kamikaze.
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[edit] Versions
[edit] Shotgun Mk 1
The original Shotgun Mk 1 from Halo 1 was the ultimate holy weapon. It could kill tons of crap in one shot including those damn terrorists (later found to be the Taliban) that made the Covenent ships collide! It comes in only one variety, and that is badass, and it makes people's heads asplode.It is good for making squid heads crap themselves and pwning Guys with AIDS.
[edit] Shotgun Mk 2
In Halo 2, the idiots over at the UNSC decided to replace all standard Mk 1 Shotguns with the new Shotgun Mk 2. The main upgrades were new safety features designed to reduce friendly fire casualties. Unfortunately, these same safety upgrades also served to severely reduce unfriendly fire casualties against the AIDS.
[edit] Shotgun Mk 3
Finally, in Halo 3, the UNSC decided to compromise with the Marines and give them back some of the features of the old Mk 1. The new shotgun was nearly as powerful as the Mk 1, but only against certain alien species; it was utterly useless against the rest of them.
[edit] History
For many times now people have been using Shotguns. Like when you went to the Library with the Eye ball guy you pissed everyone off because you were loud..then stupid AIDS people came with shotguns. They may have not known how to use it but they pissed of Master Chief ALOT. It's history has gone far all the way to Xbox Live where noobs don't know what they're doing and they probably kill their own doodz.
For all intensive purposes, although a mere 20-gauge will drop a deer from 100 yards, these 8 gauge magnums can't do jack-shit beyond a few meters.(so what if im mixing systems?)
[edit] Usage
Usage of the shotgun is quite simple.
- Load the shotgun.
- Pump the shotgun
- Point in the general direction of the thing that pisses you off.
- Stand back, press trigger, and watch guts fly everywhere.
- Repeat.
- ????
- Profit!
