Shade
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The best Covenant turret, hand made by Grunts. A.K.A. Anti-Infantry Destructible Shade (AIDS) and Honorable Immobile Vehicle (HIV). It is considered both a vehicle and a weapon, kinda weird. It was built mainly because the grunts wanted some shade, but messed up and made this turret.
[edit] Good Things About This Vehicle
- It's powered by God.
- It teaches the Flood who's the real AIDS! Wait, wha-?!
- It was hand crafted by Grunts.
- Very shiny, it blind enemies in sunlight.
[edit] Bad Things About This Vehicle
- A opening on each side (probably a prototype).
- Can't destroy a Airliner hijacked by terrorists before it crashes and crushes you.
- No cupholders?
- No Eject Button!!!!!
| Weapons | ||
| UNSC | ||
| God's Sidearm | WTF no scope? | Safety Mode On | Insult to rifles | New insult to rifles | Bee-Arr | Bullet Hose | Campergun | HEADSHOT! | Pest Control Tool | Bullet Spammer | Mini Missile Silo | Rocket Lawn chair | Splazer | Damn, no stickies | ||
| Covenant | ||
| Peashooter | Overheated | Angry Plasma Rifle | Noobler | Nailgun | New Noob Combo | Rock Slinger | L337 5K1LL5 | Follow the pink light | Mini Blue Jelly Factory | Jelly Launcher | Honorable, Immobile Vehicle Turret (HIV) | Hax Gun | Huge Water Gun on Spaceships | Death Stick | Gravity Spammer | Blue Spider | Stick-rock | Fire in the Box | ||
| Forerunner | ||
| The Quadlazer |
