Sentinel beam
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The Sentinel beam (AKA metal deathtrap wielded by flying droids) is a weapon used mostly by flying droids, Guilty Spark, and abusive girlfriends.
The Quad shoots a long, red beam that pretty much destroys everything in its path except Grunts and Avery Johnson. The floating soccer balls usually misuse it and that is why they're useless(they're also useless because even the n00bish weapon can kill them.I don't know why someone created something n00bish to carry something as good as this.) The only downside to this almighty weapon is that it lasts for about 5 seconds, unless you're a Sentinel, etc.
[edit] 343 GS
343 Guilty Spark is a lightbulb giant testicle created to do something RAPE YO MAMA. The only reason I'm mentioning him is because he isn't gay and and he has a giant BBQ SPLAZER that raped War, one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse because he though that War was cheating on his boyfriend, Chuck Norris. Then he found out that Chuck Norris didnt love him back so he resorted to masturbating which ended in him blowing up. Remember kids, masturbating is for nubs. Da Nooby Lightbulb then went to heaven and tried to have sex with Jesus but Jesus threw him back to earth where he now lives as a strip dancer.
[edit] Multiplayer
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