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Cquote1In Soviet Russia, the Scarab Gun holds YOU!Cquote2
— Stupid Russian Noob who has a point
Cquote1I used to have 3 balls, one of them got cut of. The Scarab Gun was that ball...Cquote2
— Master Chief trying to explain the bandage on his ballsack.
Plasma rifle

The Scarab gun, oops! It's a normal Plasma Rifle!

— A Noob picking up a plain old Plasma Rifle.
— Maddislimane with a Scarab Gun.

The Scarab Gun is the child of the BFG9000.

In the factories where they clean feces out of flushed water, they found 3 Plasma Rifles, they tried to shoot it and it blew up the capital of EH1200M (Some country where Forerunners lived, they had Russian accents).

The three Plasma Rifles skyrocketed (literally) and travelled through space.

They came to earth, suprisingly, they did not burn in re-entry (That is why Scarab Guns do not overheat), they landed on buildings in Africa, New Momlikeabossa to be exact.


A mark left by a Scarab Gun shot.


A Scarab shittin' on the toilet.


It is overpowered, it kills everything it launches it's green semen on. It has infinite ammo and it doesn't overheat.

Hell, it's so powerful, a person with no life killed themself on easy mode with it, by accident!

Please note that MLG's are fucking dumbasses to stick their dicks in the disk drive of their Xbox 360.

Very few have actually Fisted held a Plasma Rifle Scarab Gun.

How to unlock the radioactive mucus blasterEdit

  1. Cry like a bitch to Bungie 343 Industries about your Super Cancer (I just made a cancer joke, okay, that means a clown is going to rape me).
  2. Kill everything except for one Flying Grape because that's what you do.
  3. After that, get raped by tha clown in your backyard because his gloves make it hard to masturbate.
  4. After the humiliation, you come to realise that the pilot of that Banshee is a pedo and will stalk you at all costs, let it do so as you drive through a massive tunnel.
  5. When you get your ticket out of the tunnel, hijack the Banshee and fly away Like a Baws.
  6. Fly like a fucking retard, flapping your wings around in dumb patterns, thinking you are a bird, when you really have down syndrome.
  7. Find your best friend's house and put a timed nuke on it.
  9. Go to your other friends house, which is a skyscraper
  10. On top, you will find a traffic cone genie, it will hack into your bank account (Password: luigi) and buy a Scarab Gun for you.
  11. You now have a Scarab gun, good job, noob
  12. Kill yourself because you were going to die as a virgin anyways
  13. Go to hell because you nuked your best friend
  14. Realise that you are an Athiest and teleport out of hell
  15. Go to Gruntipedia and live there until some dumbass tries to kill everything in the universe.


  • If you pick it up in Halo 2 Shitsta you get an achievement, Cool Story Bro.
  • A Brute version would SUCK!
  • A pimp Elite version would be GRUNTY!
  • No Noob has been known to have picked up a Scarab Gun.
  • the prophet of swag owns 2 of them
  • grunts own 1337,9358985039890,2373099092903848008132 of them
  • gruntipedia never uses them but collects them
  • n00bioedians own 343 versions of them
  • On max power it can pwn stars, and shread Galaxies, but it's also baddass enough to tickle Chief out of armour!!!
Melee Weapons: Kitchen Knife | Japanese Butter Knife | Taser Stick

Handguns: Comfortable Pistol | Another Comfortable Pistol | WTF no scope? | M6C/Suck em' | God's Sidearm | Safety Mode On | Trusty Sidearm | Trusty Sidearm 2: Gradius | Assassination Pistol | Carbine Pistol | Silenced Pistol | Orbital Airstrike

Automatic & Semi-Automatic Weapons: Bullet Hose | Silent Bullet Spitter | Insult to Rifles | Revised Insult to Rifles | Chronologically Confusing insult to rifles | The insult to rifles that actually kicks ass | Bee-Arr | Bullet Spammer | Another insult to rifles | Large Bullet Hose

Other: HEADSHOT! | Pest Control Tool | Mini Missile Silo | Rocket Lawn chair | Splazer | Campergun | Noob Obliterator | Crude Thumper rip-off | Supersonic Rail Exploder | Exploding Cake Detonator | Kill The Hydra

Grenades: Damn, no stickies | Bang Grenade | Ear Bleeder | "I embrace y'all with napalm..."

Melee Weapons: Energy Shank | Hot Poker | Death Stick | Energy Shiv | Gravy Hammer | Monkey Fist | Monkey Shank

Other: Peashooter | Overheated | Angry Plasma Rifle | Overheater | Noobler | Larger Noobler | Long range Noobler | Nailgun | New Noob Combo | Rock Slinger | L337 5K1LL5 | Follow the pink light | Vacuum Quadlazer | Jelly Launcher | Semtex Blue Spider | Stick-rock | Fire in the Box

Heavy Weapons: Mini Blue Jelly Factory | Death impersonated | Godly Plasma Rifle | Huge Water Gun on Spaceships | Hax Gun | Smaller Hax Gun | Derp Gun | Magic Grenade Thrower

The Quadlazer | Zapper | Tracer Rifle | Yellow Light Spammer | Campergun's Retarded Brother | Triforce Gun | Promethean Glory | Forcefield | Bee Grenade

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