You know what weakens me? Big cocks...-sarah palmer

AHHHH SHIT!!! IM GONNA CUM!!!-sarah palmer screaming because of masterchief's 10 inch cock

Covenant is not my enemy,big cocks and gangbang is my enemy -sarah palmer

Cquote1Not your ordinary UNSC Noob Corps NoobCquote2
— A Marine
Cquote1I fear no man...but that scares me.Cquote2
— The Heavy talking about Sarah Palmer
Cquote1Wort Wort Wo-OH SH--*BOOMCquote2
— An elite 'sploded by Sarah Palmer

Commander Sarah Palmer, also called Boss Ass Bitch Bitch Bitch, The Sexiest Bitch Who Ever Lived, and That Annoying Chick is a descendent of Hercules , and the official Commander of the Big Dildo ship . She likes to yell at her subordinates, be a bitch, and mount Master Chief's cock.

She is the one of the most badass Spartans ever: She once killed 7 apes within 10 seconds with her bare fists. She is second to Master Chief in terms of badassery in humans, that's why she likes him so much. Because she is so badass

and sexy, she thinks she's better than everyone else, especially those asshats in Crimson Team.

As mentioned before, she is incredibly sexy. She has a really big round ass and balloon tits. She is about 5 billion times sexier than that Russian slut and about 17 trillion times more badass. Literally everyone on the Infinity gets the most massive hardens of their lives when she walks by.

Still, despite her badassery and sexiness, she is the BIGGEST FUCKING BITCH EVER. She gets mad really easily and slaps and/or beats the living shit out of everyone who calls her "a sexy piece of ass" or a "blowjob machine" or a "slut". What's her deal? Anyways, she hates people that don't get the job right, and by job I mean pointless mission that has absolutely nothing to do with the story. Her favorite punching bags are Lasky and Crimson Team, who she beats every day. Also, she likes to have one on one punishment sessions. If the victim has a little dick, he is beaten and sent out. If the victim has a big dick, she does them for a good 30 minutes then beats them and sends them out. 

Basically, you don't want to fuck with Sarah Palmer. Actually, you do. What I mean is, you don't want to mess with her. Actually, maybe you do. What I mean is, you don't want to get on her bad side

Sarah Palmer's another identity

before she became a UNSC officer, she was a stripper for the covenants. sarah wants more,she became a hooker and stripper. she loves gangbanged by covenants and humans with big cocks in her butt and her face.

Since a young age, she had a very prominent distaste for eggheads. She beat them up, took their lunch money, blackmailed them with nude pics, sent them mean messages on facebook, and founded the Anti-Egghead society. So, if you're an egghead, you'd better run before Sarah finds you and tells you things that are not nice.

Her inspiration to be a UNSC officer and being a UNSC's Whore

In her age of 15,UNSC recruited her to join the spartan program. she practiced fighting, the use of guns, and Mix martial arts. while on her training at UNSC spartan program, she notice that she is the only woman around and the men at the training is horny and they want to fuck her after the graduation in the spartan program.

After 10 years of training, They are certified spartan soldiers now. they celebrate themselves. while sarah palmer is drinking and eating in her alone dorm, the men invites her to join the party in their dorm. they continue the party. hours later, the men are bored and wanted to do something else. a man shouted that "i have a idea!" the whole men standed and woke up. the man said "come here boys". the boys whispering about to fuck sarah palmer. the 1000 men agreed. the men said "come here sarah palmer, we have to tell you something." sarah palmer come to them and whispered to her that "give us a reward". sarah palmer said " what reward?" the men put there pants off and sarah palmer schocked because she see their mighty dicks measuring 8 inches. "ahhh that's what your talking about reward". sarah palmer sucked a soldier's dick and the whole men saw that putting them into horny mode. the whole men enjoyed and laugh because they know now that their female leader is having a weakness that she is a whore. sarah always want to suck dick and put big dicks in her pussy. the gangbang took 4 and a half hours and sarah loves it. after the massive gangbang, the men go to their own dorm and letting sarah palmer pasted with a lot of cum that fills up 3 buckets. the other men where sarah palmer is pasted with cum in the men dorm, the men lives in that dorm is very lucky! because sarah palmer wants a one night stand with 10 men. the gangbang still continued. after that, the men crowed sarah palmer and all slepping while naked, the men put their dicks in sarah's pussy while sleeping.

When sarah palmer wakes up, she saw that she is alone. she grabbed her clothes and wear it again and gets out in the men's dorm. when she opened the door, she saw the head of UNSC standing next to her. The head said "come to my office. let's talk." sarah said "yes sir." and closed the door. Sarah always think that she has never any have bad reports to her. Sarah comes to the head's office and talks. The head is taking about the massive gangbang last night. Sarah deeply apologize. the head said "i don't need your apologize." the head comes to her and put his pants down and grabbing his dick for her. Sarah said " Thank you sir! i thought im gonna get fired" the head said "not only that, im gonna promote you and gonna put you to Infinity." sarah smiled. and the sex happened.


People Shes Beaten Up Edit

  • Fillma hooters
  • Notest icle
  • Eggheaded Bastards
  • All of your friends
  • Your mother Your best friend during spring break
  • the horny people
  • black americans
  • your daddy
  • Sarah palmer's another identity
  • Hulk's Mighty Dick


  • Gangbanged by an army of covenants and fucked her and still wants more
  • Put 4 covenant dicks in her mouth and her pussy
  • no.1 Hooker and Stripper for UNSC and the covenant
  • Used her magnum to masturbate
  • Fucked Masterchief for a day
  • before became a officer,she is a hooker at the club in las vegas.
  • Masturbates with cortana
  • Gangbanged by the flood for a year... seriously
  • Tentacled fuck by gravemind
  • fucks the whole UNSC officers and troops
  • Fucked locke
  • Pussylicked by a army of grunts
  • Fucked with A.I roland...(i dont know why)
  • fired a weapon that fires cum that she save while having sex
  • Gangbanged by an army of crawler snipe
  • Pussylick with quiet(metal gear solid 5)
  • Gangbanged the whole spartan army
  • Deal with the prophet,meaning they have sex for 2 weeks,for destroying the halo
  • Her boobs was 2x larger than human female boobs
  • put 6 dildo in her pussy and her face
  • Escaped memorya(a place where horny people no mercy fucks sexy girls)
  • Gangbanged with 10 army of aliens. still she survived
  • Her pussy is big as your feet
  • Her boobs is much larger than Mia Khalifa
  • Known for gangbanging with the covenants

More information:

  • she prefers nude while wearing an armor
  • she prefers to striptease
  • she prefers big cock of spartan and covenant
  • she prefers gangbanged by an army of troops than 5000 troops
  • Favorite movie:just visiting and lust of the dead
  • favorite weapon:assault riffle and battle dildo
  • Xvideo's no.1 pornstar of halo porn
  • Dream boy:Masterchief
  • Favorite youtuber:SSSniperwolf
  • once a sex slave of didact
  • likes sex simulator
  • like slapping her butt to other spartans
  • Her armor is made of cum of aliens which made of titanuim and cum syrup

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