Rocket Launcher
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Shit...
- — Famous last words uttered by many
- oh shit... I hold it wrong, sorry men!!!
- — a marine who hold the rocket launcher wrong (shit happens)!!!
- oooooooh!sumbudy spelled spankur wrongg!
- — Testacle chin staring at missle pod
The Rocket Lawn Chair was originaly supposed to be the newest version of the old Lawn Chairs. Rocket Lawn Chair, Inc. wanted to make a lawn chair that was portable, uncostly, and one using renewable fuel sources. So they came up with a lawn chair that fires a large cannon filled with iron. The iron cannon was supposed to be heavier than the person and the lawn chair itself, resulting in the past duo being shot back.
However, the iron cannon seemed to be too light and seemed to destroy valuable tables and items, so the idea was abandoned. Later, the UNSC took the idea and magically turned the iron inside the cannon to explosives and detonators.
Allies, often the retarded gay humans use these weapons. However, since they are so f*cked up, they end up aiming at the wall right in front of them, they blow themselves and the rest of the squad up or they "accidentally" fire it at the MC. The MC goes flying and hits the gay guy on the floaty chair with a big laser cannon, and earth is saved. The only thing the marine can say is "SORRY!" Marines with them are extremly usefull exept when aiming at grunts heads because grunts heads are made of elastic and when it hits the head, it bounces off there heads and goes flying back and turns marines to chocolate and the chocolate goes BOOM.
Other variants of the Rocket Lawn Chair are sold to civilians of the UNSC for comfort in their front-yard. This other Rocket Lawn Chair, is a lawn chair with rocket to propel you across the lawn when your are sitting.
This gun is the most noobinest gun in the game. In a close second is the Sniper Rifle but the Rocket Launcher is de most noobiest. This gun is commonly used to take out many enemies at once. Unfortunately, since only da Estupid people use this gun, everyone in the area dies. Usually the esplosion that is made kills the person using the gun, as well as the little people standing in front of them. It was once believed that this gun was the reason for victory, but it has now been decided that this gun does more harm to da poor idiots using this gun than the smart people on the other teams.
Disclaimer: Rocket Lawn Chair, Inc. is not responsible for third-degree burns, nuclear explosions, death, coma or an untimely death of everyone in a mile of you.
[edit] Skill (No noobs)
Dodge that you son of a bitch!
| Weapons | ||
| UNSC | ||
| God's Sidearm | WTF no scope? | Safety Mode On | Insult to rifles | New insult to rifles | Bee-Arr | Bullet Hose | Campergun | HEADSHOT! | Pest Control Tool | Bullet Spammer | Mini Missile Silo | Rocket Lawn chair | Splazer | Damn, no stickies | ||
| Covenant | ||
| Peashooter | Overheated | Angry Plasma Rifle | Noobler | Nailgun | New Noob Combo | Rock Slinger | L337 5K1LL5 | Follow the pink light | Mini Blue Jelly Factory | Jelly Launcher | Honorable, Immobile Vehicle Turret (HIV) | Hax Gun | Huge Water Gun on Spaceships | Death Stick | Gravity Spammer | Blue Spider | Stick-rock | Fire in the Box | ||
| Forerunner | ||
| The Quadlazer |
