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- — The Russian version of Halo 2's description of the level.
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Alright kiddies! Enough fooling around, it's time to kill this stupid Prophet of Regret. So, you start off right where the last level ends, with you listening to Regret singing. Then Cortana translates the lyrics, and tells everybody that Regret wants to activate the Delta Hula-Hoop. The humans, being humans, decide that they can't let him do that, so they finally decide to kill Regret. What, he had to treaten to obliterate the whole freakin galaxy for the humans to get of their lazy asses and kill him?! Can you see the hidden lesson in all this? Good, because I can't. Anyway, you go and jump on a floating boat-thingy and ride it to a tower, then you get on a elevator/submarine and go in this underwater tower, then you get on another elevator/submarine, wait, how do those things work? Shouldn't they be crushed under the water pressure, or run out of air and suffocate the people inside, or, just, you know, sink? I guess the Forerunners can bend the laws of physics, too. So you get out, ride another floating boat-thingy, and then you charge Regret's pad. Here's one of the more retarded enemies in the game. Okay, Regret can telport around the room, but he can't just teleport outside the building, jump on the boat-thingy, and live? Or, when you jump on his chair and punch him, he can't just get off and run away? So you kill him, then you fall off and brown tentacles(da Gravemind dude thingy) pull you in the water.