Reach
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O noes der gonna glass teh planot!!! Gawd helpz us!
- — Johnson being a lazy chump
- Hahhaha this is gonna be funnn.
- — Some random elite no one cares about who is about to glass the planet.
- O SHIT!!!!!!!
- — Masterchief learing about the Glassing of reach.
Reach was a kinda major colony place.
Located in the Some Random star system, Reach was one of the best houses for the UNSC, and the main supplier of drugs and such. Originally colonized for its rich tobacco deposits, Reach has mines throughout it running thousands of meters deep.
CASTLE base was located on Reach underneath some piles of dirt. Spartans first began their training with this rich in soil dirt. The facility was blown to somewhere after gettin' glassed.
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[edit] Destruction
Reach got served or something by the some enemies that attack MC and stuff. No one cared so they all were like "Okay, let's leave the planet 'cuz we cant attack them with our guys that don't help 'The Chief'.
[edit] UNSC Deaths
- Fleet Admiral Major Mittens (Alive, but severely injured)
- Master Sergeant Billy
- Sergeant Major Bob
- Sergeant Parker
- Lieutenant Ups
- Corpal Second Class Lance
- Private First Class Wallace A. Jenkins
- 1001 noobs :D...its still not all of em :(
- Yo Mama
[edit] Covenant Deaths
- Toha ‘Sumai
- Ado 'Mortumee
- 'Ontomee
- Some other elites that nobody cares about.
- Muhammed Ali
[edit] Did you know...
- reach was invented for halo 2 to keep the story going and was forgotten?
- reach is an anagram for no-one-cares-about-this-place?
- reach was glassed?
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