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Cquote1Hastala bye bye mother suckers!Cquote2
Tartarus being a bitch, wait, he isn't a girl, but he is a dog, a dog who's dad was an ape!
— Everyone when they found out that The Library has come back from the dead.

This is the level where Sgt Half-Jaw orders you to kill a bunch of AIDs and ride on a roller coaster under attack by AIDs all the while he sits back and watch the Saints win football. Then Tartarus try to kills you becuase he found out the Gravemind was his mother and will you been killing his daddies ( AIDs ).


It's not as bad as it was before!

This is mainly a vehicle level so you can have fun rolling with your pimps and The Flood hating, but you are the one patrolling and catching the Flood raping dirty, though you ride dirty. You constantly have to get out of your Fat Bitch, Beach Insect, Warthog, Wartwartwarthog or Boo because you end up in front of a dead end, and logically, you're going to blast it away, but no, you have to get out and make love kill some Zombies Jackie Chan style, then, you can go back out to the Winter Wonderland, too bad it's covered with STDS!


Half Jaw does a ritual before he danced with a Paparazzi.

Script- Oh wait, this isn't Shakespear, DAMN THOU!!!Edit

Rtas Vademee:"The Arbiter will march through clear all of this infeston and then T-bag all AIDs!!!!!!!!!"

a roar is heard from the Elites followed by an anomynous call for strippers'

Elite:"What about you?"

Rtas Vademee:"I am going to watch football."

All the Elites:"What?!"

Elite:"There is no damn football in Halo 2"

Rtas Vademee:"Oh yeah well....( Rtas Vademee hops into a floating UFO like the bitch he is) seeya f------"

Arbiter:"What the hell?! Get your ass back over here!"

Elite: We have to drive to the index now!

Arbiter: Indeed...

Elite: Can I drive?

Arbiter: .......

*The Arbiter shoves the Elite's head in it's own ass, ties him like that and slam dunks him in a meat grinder.*

*some time later (Don't ask me becuase I don't know how many people are in my time zone) at the Icon*

Arbiter: There is going to be some major T-bagging on the Half-Jaw cuase I a-

Arbiter sees Miranda Keyes

Arbiter: Are you the stripper I ordered?"

Miranda takes off her shoe causing yet another incident

Arbiter OMFG!!

Arbiter loses the will to live and bails out and This is Sparta's himself into the pit.

Tartarus: Hey! you stole my kill! by killing yourself....

*Arbiter respawns and get's whacked by Tartarus's Gravy Spammer*

Gravemind: Now I have another slave to do stuff!


Miranda: Oh come on! How can it be that bad?!

Tartarus: Why hello

Miranda: Here take the fucking Icon!!!!!

Tartarus: Bye-Bye

Tartarus takes the Icon and Miranda so he can rape her

Rookie: Hello

Tartarus: Who are you?

Rookie: I am the rookie, and I am going to kill you with my gravity hammer, I MEAN penis.

Tartarus: "I killed dozens of demons what makes you think you can kill me?

Rookie: Because I popped a grenade up your ass

*Tartarus blows up and his shit (which couldn't get out because the grenade clogged his ass) transform into mini Supermen and fly away only to be taken away by robots and sent to the Matrix.*


Levels of the Halo Series   Source
  Halo: Combat Evolved Campaign:   The Pillar of Autumn  |  Halo  |  The Truth and Reconciliation  |  The Silent Cartographer  |  Assault on the Control Room  |  343 Guilty Spark  |  The Library  |  Two Betrayals  |  Keyes  |  The Maw
  Halo: Combat Evolved Multiplayer:   Battle Creek  |  Blood Gulch  |  Boarding Action  |  Chill Out  |  Chiron TL-34  |  Damnation  |  Danger Canyon  |  Death Island  |  Derelict  |  Gephyrophobia  |  Hang 'Em High  |  Ice Fields  |  Infinity  |  Longest  |  Prisoner  |  Rat Race  |  Sidewinder  |  Timberland  |  Wizard
  Halo 2 Campaign:   The Heretic  |  The Armory  |  Cairo Station  |  Outskirts  |  Metropolis  |  The Arbiter  |  The Oracle  |  Delta Halo  |  Regret  |  Sacred Icon  |  Quarantine Zone  |  Gravemind  |  Uprising  |  High Charity  |  The Great Journey
  Halo 2 Multiplayer:   Ascension  |  Backwash  |  Beaver Creek  |  Burial Mounds  |  Coagulation  |  Colossus  |  Containment  |  Desolation  |  District  |  Elongation  |  Foundation  |  Gemini  |  Headlong  |  Ivory Tower  |  Lockout  |  Midship  |  Relic  |  Sanctuary  |  Terminal  |  Tombstone  |  Turf  |  Uplift  |  Warlock  |  Waterworks  |  Zanzibar
  Halo 3 Campaign:   Arrival  |  Sierra 117  |  Crow's Nest  |  Tsavo Highway  |  The Storm  |  Floodgate  |  The Ark  |  The Covenant  |  Cortana  |  Halo
  Halo 3 Multiplayer:   Assembly  |  Avalanche  |  Blackout  |  Citadel  |  Cold Storage  |  Construct  |  Epitaph (Epilogue)  |  Foundry  |  Ghost Town  |  Guardian  |  Heretic  |  High Ground  |  Isolation  |  Last Resort  |  Longshore  |  Narrows  |  Orbital  |  Rat's Nest  |  Sandbox  |  Sandtrap (Sand Tarp)  |  Snowbound (Boundless)  |  Standoff  |  The Pit (Pit Stop)  |  Valhalla
  Halo Wars Campaign:   Alpha Base  |  Relic Approach  |  Relic Interior  |  Arcadia City  |  Arcadia Outskirts  |  Dome of Light  |  Scarab  |  Anders' Signal  |  The Flood  |  Shield World  |  Cleansing  |  Repairs  |  Beachhead  |  Reactor  |  Escape
  Halo Wars Multiplayer:   Barrens  |  Beasley's Plateau  |  Blood Gulch  |  Blood River  |  Chasms  |  Crevice  |  Exile  |  Fort Deen  |  Frozen Valley  |  Glacial Ravine  |  Labyrinth  |  Memorial Basin  |  Pirth Outskirts  |  Release  |  Repository  |  Terminal Moraine  |  The Docks  |  Tundra
  Halo 3: ODST Campaign:   Prepare to Drop  |  Mombasa Streets  |  Tayari Plaza  |  Uplift Reserve  |  Kizingo Boulevard  |  ONI Alpha Site  |  NMPD HQ  |  Kikowani Station  |  Data Hive  |  Coastal Highway
  Halo 3: ODST Firefight:   Alpha Site  |  Chasm Ten  |  Crater  |  Last Exit  |  Lost Platoon  |  Rally Point  |  Security Zone  |  Windward
  Halo: Reach Campaign:   Noble Actual  |  Winter Contingency  |  ONI Sword Base  |  Nightfall  |  Tip of the Spear  |  Long Night of Solace  |  Exodus  |  New Alexandria  |  The Package  |  The Pillair of Autumn |  Lone Wolf
  Halo: Reach Multiplayer:   Anchor 9  |   Battle Canyon  |   Breakneck  |  Breakpoint  |  Boardwalk  |  Boneyard  |  Condemned  |  Countdown  |  Forge World  |   High Noon  |  Highlands  |   Penance  |  Powerhouse  |  Reflection |   Ridgeline  |  Spire  |   Solitary  |  Sword Base  |   Tempest  |   Zealot (Arena Zealot)
  Halo: Reach Firefight:   Beachhead  |  Corvette  |  Courtyard  |  Glacier  |  Holdout  |  Installation 04  |  Outpost  |  Overlook  |  Unearthed  |  Waterfront
  Imposter version of Halo 4 Campaign:   Prologue  |  Dawn  |  Requiem  |  Forerunner  |  Infinity  |  Reclaimer  |  Shutdown  |  Composer  |  Midnight  |  Epilogue
  Imposter version of Halo 4 Multiplayer:   Abandon  |  Adrift  |  Complex  |  Exile  |  Erosion  |  Haven  |  Harvest  |  Impact  |  Longbow  |  Meltdown  |  Pitfall  |  Ragnarok  |  Ravine  |  Shatter  |  Solace  |  Vertigo  |  Vortex  |  Wreckage
I'm not listing the Spartan Ops levels.