Cquote1In Soviet Russia, grenade pulses you!Cquote2
— An english-speaking forerunner

They hurt my hands.

The Forcefield is a piece of equipment returning from Halo 3. A mixture of renamed Deployable cover, Bubble shield and MURDEROUS DEATH combined. It was implemented by babby Bungie as a highly trained and specialized noob hunter as like all Prometheus weapons it is sentient. It uses it spikes as little pylons to detect brains with an IQ below a certain level. It then seeks them out and pretends to be a red bubbleshield to protect them from incoming enemy fire. The noob will enter the shield and it will shit red stuff on them whilst singing the Russian National Anthem (As the "Forcefield" is Soviet Rusian and a friend of the Jamaican Scattershot) and then implode killing the noob. Most normal people and non MLG pros will avoid the red shield as they know it contains dangerous volatile gruntiness. Overall in a survey of halo players 1% said it was good and over 9000% said it was bad as most of the halo community consists of noobs and MLG pros.

- They come in pairs so you can hide them in your scrotum.

Melee Weapons: Kitchen Knife | Japanese Butter Knife | Taser Stick

Handguns: Comfortable Pistol | Another Comfortable Pistol | WTF no scope? | M6C/Suck em' | God's Sidearm | Safety Mode On | Trusty Sidearm | Trusty Sidearm 2: Gradius | Assassination Pistol | Carbine Pistol | Silenced Pistol | Orbital Airstrike

Automatic & Semi-Automatic Weapons: Bullet Hose | Silent Bullet Spitter | Insult to Rifles | Revised Insult to Rifles | Chronologically Confusing insult to rifles | The insult to rifles that actually kicks ass | Bee-Arr | Bullet Spammer | Another insult to rifles | Large Bullet Hose

Other: HEADSHOT! | Pest Control Tool | Mini Missile Silo | Rocket Lawn chair | Splazer | Campergun | Noob Obliterator | Crude Thumper rip-off | Supersonic Rail Exploder | Exploding Cake Detonator | Kill The Hydra

Grenades: Damn, no stickies | Bang Grenade | Ear Bleeder | "I embrace y'all with napalm..."

Melee Weapons: Energy Shank | Hot Poker | Death Stick | Energy Shiv | Gravy Hammer | Monkey Fist | Monkey Shank

Other: Peashooter | Overheated | Angry Plasma Rifle | Overheater | Noobler | Larger Noobler | Long range Noobler | Nailgun | New Noob Combo | Rock Slinger | L337 5K1LL5 | Follow the pink light | Vacuum Quadlazer | Jelly Launcher | Semtex Blue Spider | Stick-rock | Fire in the Box

Heavy Weapons: Mini Blue Jelly Factory | Death impersonated | Godly Plasma Rifle | Huge Water Gun on Spaceships | Hax Gun | Smaller Hax Gun | Derp Gun | Magic Grenade Thrower

The Quadlazer | Zapper | Tracer Rifle | Yellow Light Spammer | Campergun's Retarded Brother | Triforce Gun | Promethean Glory | Forcefield | Bee Grenade

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