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Prophet

The Prophet of Retards, being a retard.

Quotes===

Cquote1Duhhh?Cquote2
— -Retard when asked to talk about his life.
Cquote1Duhhh.Cquote2
— -Meeting Moose Mason
Cquote1Duh?Cquote2
— -When asking for medication.
Cquote1DDDDDDUUUUUUUUUUUHH! DUUUUUUUHHHHHHHH! DUUUUUUUHHHH!Cquote2
— -When taking a crap.
Cquote1DDDUUUUUuuuuuhhhhh...Cquote2
— -You get the idea.


His LifeEdit

Retard's life was nothing but Duh here and Duh there. When the doctors smacked his ass, his first cry was: "DUUUUUUUUUUHHHH!!"

His mother was actually prety intellegent so, we must assume that it came from his dad.


With the CovenantEdit

Retard joined the Covies. He was well liked by his officers because he never argued. His inability to argue led to his promotion to high prophet (A rather obscure one). He was glad to see his dad... until his dad died. Truth had apparently been steam rolled by MC.

DeathEdit

Cquote1dddduuuuuhhh...Cquote2
— -Last word

Retards died when he got infected by AIDS, losing all sentience...He will not be greatly mourned.

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