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- — Prophet of Ignorance
- Wort wort wort?
- — Elite failing to understand him
- I Regret picking him.
- — Prophet of Regret
Life of the Prophet of IgnoranceEdit
Born in a wraith in the middle of a battle, the young prophet crawled out, only to get smacked in the head by
The infant on the battlefield was quickly rescued by a Hobo Elite named Iamshitee.
He didn't go to a school, never fully learned a real language (but knows a little bit of Wortinese). more like WHOREtinese!
The Prophets, having a party and high, chose Ignorance for the next prophet. Now They'll Reget that too (Pun Intended)
During his reign as a prophet, he decided to have a drink and a sandwich, but he forgot how to eat and nearly choked to death. He was saved by a elite using C.P.R. (Is that possible?)
Now he lives on the Grunt homeworld, constantly high.