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The might professor of the supreme leader of the n00bs and master chefs great great great great great great grandfather who is really a grunt who died in a raid of elite grunts who really really hated him so they took him to the prophet if haters and the prophet of jingle bells where they raped him tell he died of unknown causes.
The prophet of teleportation arrived and went back to stop haters and jingle bells birth but they put him in the brig where he stayed there for almost 1337 years but the MC arrived and shot up the place with the AIDS disease and everyone was infected and died in a
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The author was Beaten up and shot in face
This got out of hand really fast so now where did we leave off o right the professor of noobs was the king of noobs and master chefs father and grandfather and his uncle and the king of not grunts how did you think it was a fucking brute god you have a messed up mind
Hey who the hell are you
The second author has been shot by noble sex in the back if the head.
Wow just wow so to finish this up macdougal was a very strange grunt who raped master chiefs mom and his entire family he was later found in a dumpster by the mighty prophet of haters who sent him the nipple academy where he became friends with kwarsh, flipyap, poonflip, and poonfilo who ruled the galaxy looking for kwarsh's grunty queen to rule by his side they found her after 1337 years and it was that whore miranda sakagueia I lost my kar keys (yep who know it would be her what did you think that it would be MC's whore oh no bro that is wrong and MC would have the damn place up set on fire upon finding her being raped by the three grunts in the back of an Rv that's right I said it Bitch)
Hears gunshots out side
Who the fuck are you
The author has been shot in the dick and is in the hospital with brain damage.