Plasma Turret

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For those born without a sense of humour, Halopedia has an article on Plasma Turret.

It is one of the huge turrets they put on spaceships, their territories, vehicles, camping grounds, mating grounds, and strip clubs. It's just like magma trying to melt carbon-built ships. This is one the useless thing the Covenant has just to make their fruity-colored ships look cool. It can also blend smoothies. Halo 3 plasma turrets run on 2 AA batteries, but halo 2 turrets have invisible plugs, so they never run out of ammo. They are made for losers, noobs, and campers (basically noobs). I mean common, it is just a cheap remake of the plasma rifle because bungie got drunk while eating blue berries, so they decided to put blue berry launchers in halo. Then after halo 2 before halo 3, noobs and campers complained that the blue berry launcher should have wheels on them because they always get plasma grenaded, sniped, or blown up. bungie did feel a little sorry for them, so instead of adding wheels, they give noobs the ability to rip the turret off, but the counter balance for such superb(crappy) firepower is that u walk as slow as hell (basically no difference from those non-moveable ones), so noobs still get plasma grenaded, sniped, and blown up.