Plasma Rifle
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That shit is HOT!
- — Marine on the Plasma Rifle
- Not as hot a ME!
- — Marine on the heat of the Plasma Rifle
- WORT WORT WOAARRRRRTTTTTT...
- — An elite getting pwnd by a plasma rifle
- FEAR DAH SUPAH HAWT WATAH GUNZZZZZ
- — An elite that got high on something
The Plasma Rifle is the older brother to the little Plasma Pistol, it can out shoot the little one, but its hot temper makes Plasma Rifle prone to getting mad and just refusing to help you kill the Covenant. Plasma Rifle will always help the Covenant though, he will never get hot headed towards them. Plasma Rifles also known as pwners are used by Elites so when they get mad they can shoot your balls off.
It works by super-heating balls of gruntiness in a small chamber located who knows where on the gun. then by pulling the trigger you release the now angry gruntiness upon the world. The reason why it kills even the almighty grunts is because in its angry state it cannot tell grunts from everything else and DESTROYS ALL!!! Also the plasma rifle cannot take the stress of having itself filled with gruntiness again and so it cannot be reloaded. If you try to reload it it will stick itself with a Ball Grenade and a Spike Grenade promptly after burning itself with an Incendiary Bomb before realizing that it like other weapons is indestructible for some gay reason.
It is sometimes used by n00bs when they run out of rockets.
[edit] Instructions For Usage.
1.Aim at opposing enemy
2.Hold down trigger until steam rises from gun
3.Realise the enemy is still charging at you
4.Blitz it like Usain Bolt!
