Plasma Pistol
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man this weapon is even worse if u try shooting backwards with it
- — a random noob
- Fear the Plasma Pistol!
- — A random Grunt with Plasma Pistols
- IMMA GO PWN DAT GUY WIF MA PLASMA PISTOL!
- — A noob when about to attempt to kill someone who has a Spartan Laser
- Master Chief, I just lost all respect for you!
- — A marine seeing MC use a Plasma Pistol
- Hey at least I can still shoot myself!
- — A marine after giving him your plasma pistol in exchange for his sniper rifle
The Plasma Pistol is a species of rodent from east Los Angeles, which has a very vicious bite, in which it will bite onto your shields and not let go until they are severed. It is generally accepted as a no good piece of gay Colonel Sanders or something like that. They pwn shields, but aren't good for anything else. Many trainers have attempted to utilize this, but all have resulted in fatalities due to the enemy having a more practical small mammal; the Human.
The Plasma Pistol can be found on almost every Grunt, which many people seem to underestimate but this weapon has a unique overcharge that can neutralize shields and the engines of vehicles in Halo 3. On Halo 2 the Plasma Pistol overcharge cannot neutralize vehicles, but it can roughly home in on enemies and take down their shields. This weapon would make a great dual-wield combo where you can take out your opponent's shield and finish them off with your secondary weapon. The plasma pistol seems to be less ammo efficient in Halo 3 but it has more destructive abilities. In Halo 2, it is more ammo efficient but it cannot neutralize vehicles.
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The reasons above are the only reasons why a Grunt chooses this over any other weapons. Grunts could pwn you, but they are too stupid to use the overcharge. This is also why turkies fear them, that's why they have to control the Grunts with the discs on their arms.
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The Elites, if you give them one, have been known to stuff their pot into it and smoke it by over charging it, after wards the elite is soooooooooo wasted/high that he can't see anything will randomly shoot in all six directions.
Loading a Plasma Pistol with crap and then using the overcharge can have an amusing effect. Just be ready for a Splazer burst in the face. And tehn every1 gose splodey and died!!!
Overheating the Plasma Pistol may cause the exhaust flap to shoot up and knock your eye out if you are not careful. Also, remember not to place fingers into the overheated core as the closing exhaust flap may cause them to be chopped off and stuck in the core, which will then explode, causing AIDS contraction.
Other side effects may include but are not limited to:
- Gruntiness burns
- Contraction of more AIDS
