Plasma Grenade
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frozen Plasma turds (otherwise known as Critters, blueberries, or blue spiders) are common delicacies in Western Europe and Southern Antarctica, favored by Bengal Tigers and the criminally insane for their light, yet crunchy flavor, and sudden bursts of flavor. They are best described as shiny blue balls of Gruntiness.
[edit] Pratical uses in War
Plasma Grenades (or 'Stickies' for the less articulate) are very handy weapons that can be thrown at Noobs, Grunts, Tartar Sauce, and almost anything that moves, doesn't move, and just looks wrong. It also is good as a suicide weapon to kill your self and/or a group of select others. It is also good protection from Gays and Homosexuals.
[edit] Eating Plasma Grenades
When it comes to eating plasma grenades, people usually admire how it is set up. You see, they admire the fact it has blue gas steaming out of it, with the essence of Covenant. Then they eat it with their hands.
It is always unfortunate when people touch the plasma grenade. For although it is food, they always die or some random Brute comes and tears you apart . The proper manner in which YOU should eat a plasma grenade is by cutting it up with your knife, then using the fork so you don't result in melted human essence.
Eaten fresh they can be very hot and sticky, and many fatalities have resulted from ingestion of overcooked plasma grenades, or of them sticking to that will remain unspecified. Yet some grunts have digested too many and explode confetti and say "YAY!"
[edit] Uses
- Parody jokes about blue balls.
- Parody jokes about blue balls exploding.
- Food
- I think that it can be used to kill things.
- Throwing at some fat-ass who cant run 'cause hes stuck camping in a corner
- Giving n00bs boobs
- making people shit their pants
