Plasma Cannon

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A Plasma Cannon fires superheated critters and gremlins at the enemy. It's abused by Master Chief, Brute Chieftains, and noobs. It is the 8th most endangered animal.

[edit] Uses on the Spirit

When mounted on a Purple People Eater, the plasma turret fires Gatorade at anything that is not ugly (like cortana). It's the same thing as the Willy Wonka Gun, but on flying forks.

[edit] Uses on the Phantom

They hang off the front instead, fire slower, are weaker, but more accurate. You can now blow them up, but they still clutter your already sh*t-filled room. They look like wire frame triangles, and shoot balloons.

Pros: . Show's whores whose boss

. Deployable

. Can be used like a sex toy (see Whore Chieftain page)

Cons: . Ineffective Against the Brutes (Ugliness)

. Slaughters Cortana in one shot (Too sexy)

. Their vulnerable to being used by noobs (see above) and therefore are becoming extinct

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Covenant

Peashooter | Overheated | Angry Plasma Rifle | Noobler | Nailgun | New Noob Combo | Rock Slinger | L337 5K1LL5 | Follow the pink light | Mini Blue Jelly Factory | Jelly Launcher | Honorable, Immobile Vehicle Turret (HIV) | Hax Gun | Huge Water Gun on Spaceships | Death Stick | Gravity Spammer | Blue Spider | Stick-rock | Fire in the Box

Forerunner

The Quadlazer