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Planets are big floating balls of rock and other stuff floating in space for no apparent reason. They usually are flying around a big ball of flatulence that makes heat for the planets. Most planets have an atmosphere around them that protects them from incoming rocks and other debris, but is annoyingly bad at keeping out giant alien spaceships of death. The atmosphere also keeps in the heat and air or whatever the hell inside of it that people breathe. The Grunt planet Balaho has methane inside of it and has weird fires that for some reason don't light the whole planet on fire. Other planets like Earth and Reach contain Oxygen.

Some planets have big floating thingys that are made of different things floating around them called moons. Look in the sky tonight, and chances are you will see a moon. Contrary to popular beleif, the moon is made of cheese, its just too cold to cut. Execpt for the grunt moons which were made of cheese. What moons? Excatly

Planets are so big that they make their own gravity, that's why we don't fly off of them unless we have more giant not-so-alien spaceships of not-so-death. The reason that we have night and day is because the Earth rotates (spins). The reason that there are different seasons is because of the Earth is tilted (i know wtf). In summer, you are the side that is closest to the big ball of fire, in winter, you are farther away from it.

Planets are divided by hemispheres on Earth there is a Northern and Southern hemishphere, and also an Eastern and Western hemisphere. You are probably on the western hemishpere, the asian people are on the Eastern side.

Facts and other stuff about planets in our Solar System:

·Uranus is green ·Jupiter is the big one ·Saturn has the hula hoops around it ·Pluto is...well...cold. Very cold.

then there are the Halos which go around planets like moons and they are ring shaped and when you put the batteries in they GO BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM (well actually its a LAZAR so it goes PEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWM) and kills everyone so aids gets hungry and has to eat at BURGER PROPHET, McTatarus (the the prophets arn't popes,they are big buisness fast food tycoons, and it was the plan all along) where they all die from bad food and/or food poisening

or the ark which a forerunner called moses used to sail on top of a bunch of Flood(AIDS) and get the peoples and aleins somewhere else because its like a remote control that fat lazy forefunners called homer simpson use to kill himself or change the channel.

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