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Outskirts is a good level in hula hoop 2 where the hot chick discovers that Master Chief can't hear her as he has plasma grenades in his ears , two slow ass air targets crash because the n00bs inside them were overweight (fat n00bs) and they landed because they must go to WC. Also Master Chief discovers that the Covenant like hotels that are full of spooky flickering lights and they never went to Earth for destroy the humankind, only they went to vacations and take some sunlight. Also the hot chick finds out that Master Chief doesn't prefer to swim and he fear the water (if the Covenant discover this, they would win the war). Other discover are that MC never pass the Drive Exam sucessfully, killing a lot of cute things and Elites.
Miranda:"I'm on facebook and this Covenant prophet keep on spamming me!"
Miranda:"Dammit my computer froze! Chief I have a new mission for you : Stop the Prophet of Spamming and buy me a new computer"
Master Chief:"I [bleep] hate you"
Sgt Johnson:"I'm coming with you to make sure you do the job"
They flew to the city in a green UFO but the pilot was wasted and fat and crashed the very ugly bullet-hosed thing that crashes in every level in every Halo game UFO.
Cortana:"Whats going on?"
MC shuts down Whoretana
Sgt Johnson:"What the Hell pilot wha-- oh he dead nevermind"
A person with gruntiness walks in the room
Person:"WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO MY HOUSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
A marine shoots him in the head but it strange cuase he is deaf and by doing whatever they do to understand people this was what he interchek
Person:"I'm gonna pimp your mother so bad your grandma will went me to do it to her!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Now back to present time. Sgt Johnson and MC founds out theres a gang war between Split-Lips and Ugly Gorilla
Master Chief:"Wasn't this suppose to happen in Halo 3?"
Both MC and Sgt Johnson:"Hmmmm"
They go to the Standoff map
Sgt Johnson:"Do you know the code?"
Master Chief:"The launch code is over here"
MC pushes a button and the nuclear missiles flies off meanwhile at Mombassa
Bridge Officer:"Holy shit! nuclear missiles inbound"
Miranda:"Is my laptop in yet?"
Bridge officer:"What the hell Miranda?! There are motherfucking nukes inbound!"
Mirand shoots the retarded bridge officer then fly away while everyone gets nuked and wants to rape Chief.