Onyx
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Wow, that battle was hella big!
- — Random Marine
- What do you think lives there? Dunno, Marines?
- — Conversation between two marines
- Do they have a Wal-Mart?
- — Lost Grunt
- In Soviet Russia, Onyx burn you!
- — The Arbiter after looking at the battle while eating a cheeseburger
- Who's that Pokemon? Its Onyx!!
- — Ash Ketchup
- Silence*
- — Everyone
- Oh shit wrong show
- — Ash Ketchup
Onyx is a big place in space. It is home planet of giant rocky penis like Pokemons called Onyx. However it is unknown how they reproduce, i mean seriously, they are already giant penises themselves, unless they're gay, they can't reproduce, and even if they are gay they still can't reproduce. But in like 3 months, they got owned and taken over by the sentinels and other forerunners' shit.
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[edit] Background
Onyx had an oxygen-nitrogen gas atmosphere of suitable pressure for losers. Onyx also has 4 moons. They are named Mas, Ef, Chi, and Ter. Notice if you scramble these up, they spell Master Chief.
[edit] History
Onyx was discovered by the noobs. They decided to name it onyx because of so many Pokemon and onyx colored Nintendo DS.If you dont know what a (onyx)is its a rock thing!
[edit] Battle of Onyx
In 2552, Onyx's Sentinels were pissed of by the standby signal from a Halo, so this initiated the Battle of Onyx and revealing Onyx's true power.
| Planets | ||
| Some planet named after a pokemon | One with grass and water and a lot of pollution | The planet that gets glassed | A good place to harvest drugs | ||
[edit] References To Other Cultures
The name Onyx is a reference to the Japanese game Pokemon in which Onix as its called is a rock penis. This probaly meant that either: A.Bungie has absolute no ideas and so were forced to use the name but slightly changed to avoid copyright OR B.Bungie has a secret love for Nintendo and anime card games used by children.
