- Take that you ugly pincer jawed dinosaur from Aliens vs Predator!
- — Jorge farming cR with the target designator.
Noble Team flies to
Area 51 Sword Base after finding out Jorge is farming crack cR there. Unfortunately the Modern Warfare 2 L337 clan has found out about their prescence and plan an invasion... and a beer party!
Two falcons appear. Does anyone know if rims can be installed on Falcons ? It's good to be pimped in da hood dawg, but back to the point.
Carter: *looks at the Banhammer in the distance* "OK we get Jorge and then we get out. Everyone clear ?"
A L337 fires a plasma launcher
Kat: "Cya bitches!"
Noble Six: "Hey! I pay you to touch me, not to be a nub!"
Kat jumps out of the Falcon followed by Six.
Somewhere near your mom
Jorge: "I am tired of those mother****** banhammers on my mother******* game !"
Marine: "Wouldn't farming 300,000,000 cR per game be noticeable by the ninjas"
Jorge: " No, especially when they all Noob evolved into Hayabusa and then went to Modern Warfare 2."
Marine #2: "Banhammer getting closer ! Someone get on that AAA."
Jorge: *looks at banhammer* "That dick is HUGE. Gotta get Emile to suck it then post it on Youtube"
They scrap the gun and go to Sword Base. Meanwhile at Noble Six's position.
Kat: "Let's find Jorge. I better get my fair share"
Rest of Noble Team shows up.
Carter: "Never .. Leave .. Me ... With ... Jun ... High ... Again "
Emile: "I was there too. "
Carter: "No you were screaming 'PLEASE NO ! I'M GONNA MISS THE ENDING OF DESPERATE HOUSEWIVES !!' "
Noble Team gets in a Hog and 'drives' to Sword Base to try and find Jorge.
Emile: "Well we're her-"
Jorge: "Emile! Suck that huge floating dick hovering outside !"
Emile: "What did you say ?!" *takes out knife*
Jorge: "You heard me. Do it I'm recording you"
Carter: "Calm down guys. Jorge that's not a dick, that's a banhammer"
Jun: "NOM NOM NOM !"
Jorge: "Yeah I'm farming, now leave"
Emile: "... You're an idiot"
'Noble Six steals Jorge's gun then run to make him follow him while Jun screams NOM. THE END[or is it?]
Part Two[come with Halo: Reach x2 super-duper party pack]Edit
Ant Dot: Hello welcome to Area 51.1. Would you like to run the toutorial program?
Jun: NON NON NON
Ant Dot: Program Code over written. Would you like to run the beer party program?
Jorge runs over.
Jorge: Yes Yes Yes!
Six: why d' left us at Outpost with nothing but our underwear? You told us this was Beach! Brrr Sword Base is freeeeeeeeeeeeeeeezzzzzzziiiing.[faints and dies and respawns]
Emilie: We respawned?
run into a gauss cannon and dies. Falacon flies over and the rest of [un]noble drops by.
Kat: WHAT DID YOU DO TO EMILIE! he was my lover!
Kat starts to sue everthing [s]he see. Noble goes into area 51.1 except Jorge who went to the beer party and got drunk. Note: Jorge does not help Noble 'cause hes drunk. His cuz Forge, replaces him.
Capt. Black: John, scream like a girl! Keys get on the computer and tell comand Theve got the beer!
Carter: Whats going on?
Keys: Done sir! Turns out theve got a short cut.
Black: Keys good job now scream like a girl.[turns to Carter] The coves want to build a steakhouse on goverment property! By the way where is your girlfriend Kat?
Carter: She isn't my girlfriend.
Jun: NOM NOM NOM