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Cquote1Take that you ugly pincer jawed dinosaur from Aliens vs Predator! Cquote2
— Jorge farming cR with the target designator.


PlotEdit

Noble Team flies to Area 51 Sword Base after finding out Jorge is farming crack cR there. Unfortunately the Modern Warfare 2 L337 clan has found out about their prescence and plan an invasion... and a beer party!

TranscriptEdit

Two falcons appear. Does anyone know if rims can be installed on Falcons ? It's good to be pimped in da hood dawg, but back to the point.

Carter: *looks at the Banhammer in the distance* "OK we get Jorge and then we get out. Everyone clear ?"

A L337 fires a plasma launcher

Kat: "Cya bitches!"

Noble Six: "Hey! I pay you to touch me, not to be a nub!"

Kat jumps out of the Falcon followed by Six.

Jun: "NNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!"

Somewhere near your mom

Jorge: "I am tired of those mother****** banhammers on my mother******* game !"

Marine: "Wouldn't farming 300,000,000 cR per game be noticeable by the ninjas"

Jorge: " No, especially when they all Noob evolved into Hayabusa and then went to Modern Warfare 2."

Marine #2: "Banhammer getting closer ! Someone get on that AAA."

Jorge: *looks at banhammer* "That dick is HUGE. Gotta get Emile to suck it then post it on Youtube"

They scrap the gun and go to Sword Base. Meanwhile at Noble Six's position.

Kat: "Let's find Jorge. I better get my fair share"

Rest of Noble Team shows up.

Carter: "Never .. Leave .. Me ... With ... Jun ... High ... Again "

Emile: "I was there too. "

Carter: "No you were screaming 'PLEASE NO ! I'M GONNA MISS THE ENDING OF DESPERATE HOUSEWIVES !!' "

Noble Team gets in a Hog and 'drives' to Sword Base to try and find Jorge.

Emile: "Well we're her-"

Jorge: "Emile! Suck that huge floating dick hovering outside !"

Emile: "What did you say ?!" *takes out knife*

Jorge: "You heard me. Do it I'm recording you"

Carter: "Calm down guys. Jorge that's not a dick, that's a banhammer"

Jun: "NOM NOM NOM !"

Jorge: "Yeah I'm farming, now leave"

Emile: "... You're an idiot"

'Noble Six steals Jorge's gun then run to make him follow him while Jun screams NOM. THE END[or is it?]

Part Two[come with Halo: Reach x2 super-duper party pack]Edit

Ant Dot: Hello welcome to Area 51.1. Would you like to run the toutorial program?

Jun: NON NON NON

Ant Dot: Program Code over written. Would you like to run the beer party program?

Jorge runs over.

Jorge: Yes Yes Yes!

Six: why d' left us at Outpost with nothing but our underwear? You told us this was Beach! Brrr Sword Base is freeeeeeeeeeeeeeeezzzzzzziiiing.[faints and dies and respawns]

Emilie: We respawned?

run into a gauss cannon and dies. Falacon flies over and the rest of [un]noble drops by.

Kat: WHAT DID YOU DO TO EMILIE! he was my lover!

Kat starts to sue everthing [s]he see. Noble goes into area 51.1 except Jorge who went to the beer party and got drunk. Note: Jorge does not help Noble 'cause hes drunk. His cuz Forge, replaces him.

Capt. Black: John, scream like a girl! Keys get on the computer and tell comand Theve got the beer!

Carter: Whats going on?

Keys: Done sir! Turns out theve got a short cut.

Carter: Ctl-F-U

Black: Keys good job now scream like a girl.[turns to Carter] The coves want to build a steakhouse on goverment property! By the way where is your girlfriend Kat?

Carter: She isn't my girlfriend.

Jun: NOM NOM NOM

The end.

Levels of the Halo Series   Source
  Halo: Combat Evolved Campaign:   The Pillar of Autumn  |  Halo  |  The Truth and Reconciliation  |  The Silent Cartographer  |  Assault on the Control Room  |  343 Guilty Spark  |  The Library  |  Two Betrayals  |  Keyes  |  The Maw
  Halo: Combat Evolved Multiplayer:   Battle Creek  |  Blood Gulch  |  Boarding Action  |  Chill Out  |  Chiron TL-34  |  Damnation  |  Danger Canyon  |  Death Island  |  Derelict  |  Gephyrophobia  |  Hang 'Em High  |  Ice Fields  |  Infinity  |  Longest  |  Prisoner  |  Rat Race  |  Sidewinder  |  Timberland  |  Wizard
  Halo 2 Campaign:   The Heretic  |  The Armory  |  Cairo Station  |  Outskirts  |  Metropolis  |  The Arbiter  |  The Oracle  |  Delta Halo  |  Regret  |  Sacred Icon  |  Quarantine Zone  |  Gravemind  |  Uprising  |  High Charity  |  The Great Journey
  Halo 2 Multiplayer:   Ascension  |  Backwash  |  Beaver Creek  |  Burial Mounds  |  Coagulation  |  Colossus  |  Containment  |  Desolation  |  District  |  Elongation  |  Foundation  |  Gemini  |  Headlong  |  Ivory Tower  |  Lockout  |  Midship  |  Relic  |  Sanctuary  |  Terminal  |  Tombstone  |  Turf  |  Uplift  |  Warlock  |  Waterworks  |  Zanzibar
  Halo 3 Campaign:   Arrival  |  Sierra 117  |  Crow's Nest  |  Tsavo Highway  |  The Storm  |  Floodgate  |  The Ark  |  The Covenant  |  Cortana  |  Halo
  Halo 3 Multiplayer:   Assembly  |  Avalanche  |  Blackout  |  Citadel  |  Cold Storage  |  Construct  |  Epitaph (Epilogue)  |  Foundry  |  Ghost Town  |  Guardian  |  Heretic  |  High Ground  |  Isolation  |  Last Resort  |  Longshore  |  Narrows  |  Orbital  |  Rat's Nest  |  Sandbox  |  Sandtrap (Sand Tarp)  |  Snowbound (Boundless)  |  Standoff  |  The Pit (Pit Stop)  |  Valhalla
  Halo Wars Campaign:   Alpha Base  |  Relic Approach  |  Relic Interior  |  Arcadia City  |  Arcadia Outskirts  |  Dome of Light  |  Scarab  |  Anders' Signal  |  The Flood  |  Shield World  |  Cleansing  |  Repairs  |  Beachhead  |  Reactor  |  Escape
  Halo Wars Multiplayer:   Barrens  |  Beasley's Plateau  |  Blood Gulch  |  Blood River  |  Chasms  |  Crevice  |  Exile  |  Fort Deen  |  Frozen Valley  |  Glacial Ravine  |  Labyrinth  |  Memorial Basin  |  Pirth Outskirts  |  Release  |  Repository  |  Terminal Moraine  |  The Docks  |  Tundra
  Halo 3: ODST Campaign:   Prepare to Drop  |  Mombasa Streets  |  Tayari Plaza  |  Uplift Reserve  |  Kizingo Boulevard  |  ONI Alpha Site  |  NMPD HQ  |  Kikowani Station  |  Data Hive  |  Coastal Highway
  Halo 3: ODST Firefight:   Alpha Site  |  Chasm Ten  |  Crater  |  Last Exit  |  Lost Platoon  |  Rally Point  |  Security Zone  |  Windward
  Halo: Reach Campaign:   Noble Actual  |  Winter Contingency  |  ONI Sword Base  |  Nightfall  |  Tip of the Spear  |  Long Night of Solace  |  Exodus  |  New Alexandria  |  The Package  |  The Pillair of Autumn |  Lone Wolf
  Halo: Reach Multiplayer:   Anchor 9  |   Battle Canyon  |   Breakneck  |  Breakpoint  |  Boardwalk  |  Boneyard  |  Condemned  |  Countdown  |  Forge World  |   High Noon  |  Highlands  |   Penance  |  Powerhouse  |  Reflection |   Ridgeline  |  Spire  |   Solitary  |  Sword Base  |   Tempest  |   Zealot (Arena Zealot)
  Halo: Reach Firefight:   Beachhead  |  Corvette  |  Courtyard  |  Glacier  |  Holdout  |  Installation 04  |  Outpost  |  Overlook  |  Unearthed  |  Waterfront
  Imposter version of Halo 4 Campaign:   Prologue  |  Dawn  |  Requiem  |  Forerunner  |  Infinity  |  Reclaimer  |  Shutdown  |  Composer  |  Midnight  |  Epilogue
  Imposter version of Halo 4 Multiplayer:   Abandon  |  Adrift  |  Complex  |  Exile  |  Erosion  |  Haven  |  Harvest  |  Impact  |  Longbow  |  Meltdown  |  Pitfall  |  Ragnarok  |  Ravine  |  Shatter  |  Solace  |  Vertigo  |  Vortex  |  Wreckage
I'm not listing the Spartan Ops levels.

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