ONI alpha site

A bunch of nooby noobs and noobier noobs.

Cquote1IMMA FIRIN' MAH LAZAHH!!!!Cquote2
— Dutch firing his Splazer.

Oni Alpha Site, the level were you start with a Splazah, is one the "Flashback" levels in Halo 3: ODST. You also destroy a vital stronghold for the Illuminati.

Transcript (Outside)Edit

  • Ditch Dutch: IMMA FIRIN' MAH LAZZAHZ!!!!!

After 3 minutes of waiting Mickey gets annoyed and goes:

  • Mickey: Alright, we blow this bullshit up, but you gonna help me.
  • Dutch: On one condition, will I appear in Halo Legends?
  • Mikey: Yes?
  • Dutch: Fuck it *runs around like a fucking idiot towards the Wraiths trying to aim his Shitty McDonalds Dicks at both while attempting to shoot*
  • Mickey: RRRAAAAAAAAGGEEEEEE- Why do I gotta blow this up myself? *Arms the charges and runs to the Sniping tower to type in pornhub on his laptop*


  • Dutch gets caught up in the bridge's explosion*
  • Beep, beep, beep, BEEEP!*
  • Dutch: Devmods lol
  • Mickey: Cool Story bro, nao lets get to the ON EE bulding.

Note to editors: Do not put anymore "Laser" comments.

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