Orbital Drop Shock Troopers

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For those born without a sense of humour, Halopedia has an article on Orbital Drop Shock Troopers.

Covenant ODSTs were planned, but the idea was cancelled due to too many training casualties.

Oh yes yes yes! what was that?

— An f**ig ODST running down the Master Chief .

Yo dawgs- I mean, crikey!

— ODST talking about his shrimp on the barbie.

Oh YAY! We get more spartans!

— The noob king first time on delta halo(I am amazed that he, she, or it made it to this level).

I either just shot the Master Chief, or a large, green, grunt.

— ODST talking about friendly fire.

Overly Dimwitted Suicidal Twats are a super elite group of the UNSC Marines whose job is to soften up a landing zone for the Master Chief to roll in with style. With their dead bodies. They wear black uniforms (which earned them the nickname "emos of the UNSC")that look cool but are a really dumb idea for camoflage, especially since they were only ever deployed next to a lush, green river and in a desert. During the day. They speak in Australian accents to make themselves sound cooler. For weaponry, each ODST is equipped with a standard issue spy flower which when sprays water in people's faces. That or a gun. They do NOT get a laugh at parties, however. In general, Marines do not invite ODSTs to their parties.

They're always trying to outdo the Spartans and often try to downplay their success, chalking it up to luck, exaggerations or elves. Naturally, they are too spineless to tell Master Chief what they really think and always suck up to him when he's around. Still, MC beat up like 50 of these guys. To sum it up, they are Marines that were given fancy but useless suits to make themselves feel better. It's best to just stick them (with a plasma grenade), like a regular marine in a regular suit with a regular weapon.

They are marines who are selected for the following skills: dying; trash-talking more cometent and powerful enemies (and allies); recklessly charging superior forces and calling everyone "meat". They are then sent in pods to distract the covenant until the smart marines can get in safely. The intelligence of an ODST is equivalent to that of a very small rock or a single grain of sand or maybe even air.

Their aiming capabilities are that of a rotting banana. They also shoot at the chief and marines (without success) and have 15 wives on Earth (Mormons). The "Helljumpers" on the fourth Hula Hoop (or Anti-Son-Of-A-Bitch-Machine) were lead by Major Silva. Silva was an even crazier ODST who would make petty jabs at people he couldn't match mentally. He also had a very poor understanding of scale and basic math; During a raid on the crashed PoH he believed a few dozen (or maybe up to 200 or so) ODSTs could defeat the thousands of covenant in the area...and was right. he was killed when the lies and stuff asploded. a death with far more dignity than he deserved.

They also suck at driving, amazingly more than a marine. They drive like a 90 years old drunk geezer thats high on drugs. They are good at ramming into the huge tanks that can blow the shit out of u, toilets, and off the cliff.