Missile Pod

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— A marine firing a mounted Missile Pod at a Scarab.

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

— What you hear when targeted.

I CANT EVADE!! AHHHHHHHH!!

— Noobs dont know how to evade missile pod.

Wort! Wort! *BOOM*

— An elite watching a missile coming at him.

The Missile Pod fires missiles that fires randomly away from the target due to the loss of eyesight. The missiles are the pussy version of a rocket, but home in on things that move fast, like the average hillbilly. The missile pod makes a pew pew sound when it shoots, a woosh sound when in mid air, and a KABLOWY! sound when it hits something. And i mean ANYTHING. God forbid you get hit by a missile pod rocket, cuz i mean damn man, not only does it spit rockets atcha, but it can shoot multiple rockets atcha. It carries 8 in total and the usual noob does nothing but spam things, so when you cross a semi-automatic missile launcher with a nub...shit happens. Noobs dont know how to evade missile pod.

The pod uses larger missiles than the rocket launcher yet does less damage? well tey home in so it ballences...or it would if they ever hit

Pros: . It is godlike

. When not on lock-on mode, it can murder hot and ugly infantry

. Newbs just die from exposure to pure-awesomeness

Cons: . Can be used to betray your team-mates (particularly Cortana and Miranda Keyes due to the "heat-seeking ability" and they just happen to be the hottest people in the UNSC)

. Can't be used to kill brutes (too damn ugly)

' . N'00bs tend to do sh*t that's impossible to do in real-life to avoid missile attacks (such as jumping out of their banshee/hornet on multiplayer and still survive)

PROTIP: Play some flight simulators.