Mauler
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L0l pwnz0rz!
- — A noob on the Mauler
- 0h my f***ing god did you see that l33t-a$$ kill? Dude I just pwnt that guy so h4rd...
- — 6 year-old who should NOT be on xBox live.
The Mall-er, also known as Satan's Pistol or the Noob Shotgun or again referred to as the pussy pistol is the noobiest weapon in Halo 3. It is mainly brandished by people who are losing the game, and is only used for near-instant kills.
The main tactic for the Mall-er is to fire, and then hit the guy with the knife on the bottom of the weapon. Usually results in an instant kill, much to 1337 player's dismay. It usually is followed by a gratuitously long t-bag and the kid who just killed you screaming at the top of his lungs and yelling words 6 year-olds like him should NOT know.
It has been noted that Bungie took the thing out of tiny maps, because people wouldn't stop complaining.
| Weapons | ||
| UNSC | ||
| God's Sidearm | WTF no scope? | Safety Mode On | Insult to rifles | New insult to rifles | Bee-Arr | Bullet Hose | Campergun | HEADSHOT! | Pest Control Tool | Bullet Spammer | Mini Missile Silo | Rocket Lawn chair | Splazer | Damn, no stickies | ||
| Covenant | ||
| Peashooter | Overheated | Angry Plasma Rifle | Noobler | Nailgun | New Noob Combo | Rock Slinger | L337 5K1LL5 | Follow the pink light | Mini Blue Jelly Factory | Jelly Launcher | Honorable, Immobile Vehicle Turret (HIV) | Hax Gun | Huge Water Gun on Spaceships | Death Stick | Gravity Spammer | Blue Spider | Stick-rock | Fire in the Box | ||
| Forerunner | ||
| The Quadlazer |
