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Meat and Taters

Meat and Taters were a Brute and a Grunt aboard the Covenant holy city of High Charity. In the time they spent there, they became best friends. (more...)

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"Nobody expects the Grunty Inqusition."


"Halo 5 is an insult to video games!"
— Official Xbox Magazine.

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  • ...that Elites can only eat Noobs due to having mandibles?
  • ...that the Elites removed the suffix "ee" out of their last names after The Great Schism because it made them sound stupid?
  • ...that Elites cannot drink from bottles, glasses and cups due to having only 4 fingers?
  • ...that most Elites are really angry because their Solar System has 3 suns?
  • ...that Otha' Letham has the most Gruntiness out of every Elite, due to his real dad being a Grunt?
  • ...that the Elite Honor Guards left High Charity and went to live at Burger King after the Great Schism?

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