Machine Gun Turret

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This is what comes out when you cross bungie's originality with a stand, a rotating machine gun that shoots obese bullets with infinite ammo... a bullet spammer of sorts. It makes a fast drumming sound, like a Brute shaking a rock inside Your moms stomach. Noobs try to take it off the tripod stand to run with it, obviously not realising that infinite ammo is a good thing, and then get owned or stuck by everyone else because of there suspected "low fitness levels". Only Grunts, Brutes, and Spartans can use it. It is a big version of the SMG, with extra MG. In Soviet Russia, turret shoots you (In other countries, it still does).