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Ma5d

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For those born without a sense of humour, Halopedia has an article on MA5D.

The MA5D, also known as the Insult Rifle bullet hose lesser known as the, okay, I'm about to get super geeky, the Misriah Armory 5th Generation Version D Individual Combat Weapon System (MA5D ICWS) is the latest in the line of the insults to rifles.

OverviewEdit

While it is the latest in the insults to rifles, the MA5D is not an insult to rifles, infact, it is an awesome beast, but what it lacks is range.

It was made when 343 Industries said "Hey! lets not make the flagship weapon of the series suck this time!", and so the gun was born.

Like Halo Reach, Halo 4, the game in which this weapon appears, is a time machine, at least the Cryo pods on the Forward Unto Dawn Frigate are time machines.

Why? Well, at the end of Halo 3, Chief went into a cryo pod inside the Frigate, where all the Halo 3 versions of UNSC weapons rested, then suddenly, they morph into the upgraded, Halo 4 versions, seriously? That breaks canon entirely, unless they already had that superior technology and figured that they should stick to the outdated shit. But, this seems like an even pettier greivance compared to the fact that the FuD got completely remodelled and became several times larger in the time it was drifting.


Weapons
UNSC
Melee Weapons: Kitchen Knife | Japanese Butter Knife | Taser Stick

Handguns: Comfortable Pistol | Another Comfortable Pistol | WTF no scope? | M6C/Suck em' | God's Sidearm | Safety Mode On | Trusty Sidearm | Trusty Sidearm 2: Gradius | Assassination Pistol | Carbine Pistol | Silenced Pistol | Orbital Airstrike

Automatic & Semi-Automatic Weapons: Bullet Hose | Silent Bullet Spitter | Insult to Rifles | Revised Insult to Rifles | Chronologically Confusing insult to rifles | The insult to rifles that actually kicks ass | Bee-Arr | Bullet Spammer | Another insult to rifles | Large Bullet Hose

Other: HEADSHOT! | Pest Control Tool | Mini Missile Silo | Rocket Lawn chair | Splazer | Campergun | Noob Obliterator | Crude Thumper rip-off | Supersonic Rail Exploder | Exploding Cake Detonator | Kill The Hydra

Grenades: Damn, no stickies | Bang Grenade | Ear Bleeder | "I embrace y'all with napalm..."

Covenant
Melee Weapons: Energy Shank | Hot Poker | Death Stick | Energy Shiv | Gravy Hammer | Monkey Fist | Monkey Shank

Other: Peashooter | Overheated | Angry Plasma Rifle | Overheater | Noobler | Larger Noobler | Long range Noobler | Nailgun | New Noob Combo | Rock Slinger | L337 5K1LL5 | Follow the pink light | Vacuum Quadlazer | Jelly Launcher | Semtex Blue Spider | Stick-rock | Fire in the Box

Heavy Weapons: Mini Blue Jelly Factory | Death impersonated | Godly Plasma Rifle | Huge Water Gun on Spaceships | Hax Gun | Smaller Hax Gun | Derp Gun | Magic Grenade Thrower

Forerunner
The Quadlazer | Zapper | Tracer Rifle | Yellow Light Spammer | Campergun's Retarded Brother | Triforce Gun | Promethean Glory | Forcefield | Bee Grenade

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