M6D Pistol
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Well, I'm pretty sure that when I looked at that thing, angels started singing.
- — Anonymous Marine
- The M6D is either the world's biggest pistol, or the world's smallest rifle, and I'm not sure which.
- — Anonymous marine
- Just holding this thing makes you feel like God's own anti-son-of-a-bitch machine!
- — Anonymous marine who is actualy talking about a different gun entirely but it fits beter here
- This beats the hell out of roundhouse kicking.
- — Chuck Norris
- IT PWNS lOl!!!!
- — A random noob speaking the truth
- What's this? OH SHI-
- — A Grunt accidently picking up a M6D and thinking it's his Plasma Pistol, then saying that right before he shoots himself.
- .................................................... thats the sound of you getting shot.
- — The new M6D
The M6D, more commonly known as THE PISTOL, or the Jesus Gun, is in fact the second incarnation of Jesus Chris. An incredibly effective weapon, it is head-shot-capable, scoped, extremely damaging to the Flood, Marines, the Covenant and everything else it comes into contact with. Including those tough stains that not even that sillit BANG stuff can kill. God also used the M6C to escape the AID prison.
The Forerunners shouldn't have even bothered with their giant Hula-hoops. They should have just used the Jesus Gun to kill AIDS. WARNING: A Grunt with Gruntiness and an M6D is unstoppable; the best course of action is to run away before the planet explodes.
This gun had a child, the M6C Magnum, but for some strange reason this gun sucks and the M6D disowned it as a result, then turned around and owned it in a gun-to-gun fight. Then the M6C went at it with the M6D and as a result the M6G was created, which had no scope(you have to pwn up close), a lower fire rate(you have to pwn slower) and a 1/3 smaller magazine(you have to pwn carefully). NOT the jesus gun!
The M6D went in to retierment after halo.CE But somethig that should NEVER EVER HAPPEN happend. Someone TOOK HIS PIE. he got so mad, he came back but with an upgrade.(yes it is possible) he got a silenser,now he kills by the shere terrer of pepole not knowing where he is.and changed his name to M6S
